Police harass me many times but end up laughing-Agba Oluwere

Agba Oluwere

……..I WAS BEATEN  BY THE POLICE IN CHIEF BASSEY’S CAR

……..MEANING OF AGBA OLUWERE

…...HOW BROTHER NURU PUT ME INTO TROUBLE

……..I WANT TO BE NO THREE NIGERIA’S COMEDIANS

 

WHO IS AGBA OLUWERE?

  He  is  that  talkative and   ugly   weird   man    on stage .  Agba Oluwere is  that loquacious man  whose frightening  big eyeballs   roll  endlessly  in their  sockets   and  send shivers into   kids’ spines.  His  wide mouth  looks like  that of  a frog but   with caustic  and wagging  tongue . Looking at   his  set of teeth reminds one the  Yoruba’s proverbial  Adepele who is  ‘blessed’  with thousands of teeth. He has many voices :  baritone,alto, soprano, bass  and tenor .He  has good voices , sonorous, velvet , croaky , old man’s voice and baby’s voice, that is Agba Oluwere for you .

He is unpredictable: when  Agba Oluwere leans  his chin on his hand,drawing the strands of his beard  and rolls his eyes he looks fearful and funny  for one could not  predict what would come out from his ugly mouth . He sees everything under the sun and will not keep quiet for a moment. What of his hair? he plaited his head like a woman or Sango  the Yoruba  god of Thunder. He looks like an illiterate and an idiot  yet  when he talks  you burst into laughter and drink  from his fountain of knowledge . When he opens his mouth gbaga  you will learn from his  words of wisdom  for he is a wiseacre .When he gossips you will reason along with him as you cannot throw away the baby with  the  bath water , you will caution yourself as his words are  prophetic , warnings and full of morals . From his few words , one gleams  several important items of knowledge. His case is  like the Yoruba proverb , O so sini l’enu o bu’yo sii.

To him  life is fun ,  life is a  serious matter  ,  life is entertaining  and  life is naughty .To him life is good, bad and ugly.Life is an institution where you will never graduate.In Agba Oluwere‘s  comedy you learn from his wealth of experience .He is a traveler ,a soothsayer,a visioner,a prophet , a Pastor, a Teacher, a Doctor and a therapist  as he tells you real life stories that will benefit you!

BAKO ADEKUNLE  MICHAEL

Bako  Adekunle    Michael

But in  real  life and off  stage  he  is Bako  Adekunle   Michael . He is a Macho man. He is very   handsome and a ladies’ man . He is humility personified.  He  possessed temperament of genius, misanthropy and enthusiasm .He  is jovial, well educated, multi- talented Artiste   and well articulated . His comedy is  witty, entertaining, educative , informative and full of wisdom. If you are not cautious enough  you may end up cracking you ribs from laughter  while tears could flow from your eyes  too.

For  Kings , he is their Court jester. He forces  the rich  to  relax  by listening to  his jokes and to the Commoners , he is their comforter as he makes them laugh and  temporarily forget their sorrows.

Today his followers are in thousands. His jokes is the tonic for anemic patient ,a saviour for  lost souls  as  he preaches gospel in his own way too.

For  Kings , he is their Court jester. He forces  the rich  to  relax  by listening to  his jokes and to the Commoners , he is their comforter as he makes them laugh and  temporarily forget their sorrows.

Welcome to Bako  Adekunle  Michael’s  world.

Listen to the rest of the interview here

Welcome to the World of  the Comedian  aka Agba Oluwere. His works have gone round the globe to  United States of America,United Kingdom, Canada,  Russia, even in the Australia and Cambodia .He prays to be among number three Nigerian Comedians .

Come, are you sad?. Are you downcast? Are you betrayed by friends or messed by haters? Agba Oluwere  has the antidote, he has the medicine or therapy  to  calm your frayed nerves .He will pour cool water in your mind and lift  your spirit  once again.Watch his comedy .

Here in this video he speaks English , Yoruba and Owo dialect.

SOME LECTURERS CALLED ME COCK

I STARTED MY COMEDY IN MARCH

WHEN  CHIEF …..[aka BASSEY) SEND ME ON ERRANDS [listen to the video)

INTRODUCTION

”My names are Bako  Adekunle  Michael. I will  be 33 years old by God’s grace in October. I am the first child of my mother .My biological  father is late. My step father is called  Liadi Akanni , he is my father and he lives in California , USA. He has been a great father and highly supportive , he is unequaled.  I love him. He is my biggest supporter in all ramifications .He is a great father .I attended Rufus Giwa Polytechnic, Owo where I read Mass Communication and from where I obtained  my Ordinary National Diploma(OND)  in Mass Communication . My mother Ramatu Akanni is a Musician and she plays​ Owo Cultural Music. I am a Musician and also a Comedian.

COVID 19  GAVE BIRTH TO  MY COMEDY

Asked when he started his comedy and his response is shocking , he said ”I started my comedy in March this year , officially this year 2020”Michael said he went into  Comedy by accident , and no thanks to the lock down due to  COVID 19 pandemic , he said ”I will say it’s a gift from God”, he continued ”during the COVID pandemic,  and as an Entertainer  , there is no show .I went to my home town, ,Owo one day and I went to the market to get some stuff with my mother so when I got to the market we were told it had been locked up because of  COVID 19. When I got home I did the comedy  in my Owo dialect about the closing of the market .Ever since the  thing started booming”

GOT DRUNK AND WENT TO ANOTHER PERSON APARTMENT

”I was invited to a party by brother Nuru, and  at the party I  was  deadly  drunk and hungry.When  I managed to get home  I went straight to the kitchen and  prepared  eba  and  while I was warming the soup I heard  my neighbour’s voice saying   ‘here is the man’. That was how I was  arrested by the Police officer for intruding into another man’s apartment .The fact is that I didn’t know that  I went to another person’s apartment  since all the buildings in the estate look alike”

SOURCES OF MY  COMEDIES

Asked whether these Comedies are from his personal life experiences or from other people’s  experience , but the young man  said he never used other people’s life experience to act but said ” I do research always . I stay at home and think of what to do. I would just sit and think of what could make people laugh .I don’t take it personal ”

I WAS ONCE A MUSICIAN

The man who said he was a Musician from  the start said he was playing  Afro pop , ”I have my songs online and video but I am   popular   in Comedy  , the Comedy made me popular in my home town in Owo  , but the music made me popular in Nigeria like Lagos , but Owo did not get the music part of me”

MY HAIRSTYLE IS MY TRADE MARK

On the style on his head , Agba  Oluwere said that it  is his trade mark.” That is my trademark.I don’t know what is called , any time  want to  make my hair  I would just go to the salon and ask them to do my hair for me , then they know what it should be -plaiting . On my earrings I actually wanted to do something to  make me unique , to be seen and recognized.  One should dress the way he  wants to be addressed.Some see me  as an artiste,some thought I am a footballer…..”

EMBARRASSMENT

Agba Oluwere did not deny that he faced many challenges among them is Police embarrassment and his criticisms from his friends and family members . He said , ”I face embarrassment by the Nigerian Police, from people around me even my mother did not accept  my mode of dressing but she eventually accepted it.

”There was a day my mother called me and said ‘why would you be doing this with  mouth open when you are  a musician ?’,but I  told them that this is what I love doing .I don’t want to be scamming people. i don’t want to go to the social media and be scamming .Imagine  they went to the extent of calling me   Agba Were, Agba Odidi ,(Mad man, Foolish old man ) I  know someday they will celebrate me”

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WHY USING OWO DIALECT

Agba Oluwere did not come out without doing his research  especially on what language to use , he said ”I started using  Owo dialect  for  I  did  a lot of research work and saw  Lasisi Elenu from Lagos , Comedians from Ikale and  Ikare .And I thought  If I  should be using English, will I  make sense? I decided to use my native language , and I thank God it is appreciated”.

ORIGIN OF MY NICKNAME

Asked to shed light on his nickname, the young man laughed and said ”Agba means an elderly person , Oluwere means a talkative , thus the combination  of the two words Agba Oluwere means an elderly man that talks too much . It was Mr. Tunde Onibode  who calls me anytime I post my Comedy to Owo Kingdom platform  , he would say Agba is greeting you o , and I added Oluwere. One day I called him and told him I wanted to add the Oluwere to the Agba , he accepted it , and since then I have been putting it like that . Mr. Tunde Onibode a great Owo man gave me the name”.

 

WATCH THE  ABOVE  VIDEO AND  LISTEN TO OTHER STORIES ON :

….WHY MY LECTURERS CALLED ME COCK ( AKUKO)

……I ASSISTED MY FRIEND,  BASSEY AND LANDED IN TROUBLE

….. COMEDY ON  BABALAWO OF THE NATION

…..MESSAGE TO MY FANS

…….I HAVE BEEN STOPPED AND SEARCHED MANY TIMES BY THE POLICE

BROTHER NURU AND HIS MAGICAL RING, I WOKE UP AT THE POLICE STATION.

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