How I slept with my mother

He worked in one of the defunct  first generation Banks and became a  Bank Manager of a Branch  at  the age of 30  for ten years. But for  thirty years he has been living from hand to mouth. In his hey days he was brilliant and was known for his love for Algebra and Geometry  . Today he is 72years old and his head is full of grey hair but he is  suffering . When he met a powerful  Prophet who asked  him to confess  the  sin NOT CRIME  he once committed against his mother .

He then gave a mind -blowing confession that could make one go mad!.

He said  ” BoN  please write your story but DON’T EVER,  I repeat DON’T EVER  mention my name for I will not only CURSE but also SUE you . This condition was met by this reporter.

      The old man paused and  looked around as if he was being pursued . He smiled again and  soliloquized “I made some blunders. I  made some blunders. I just need to beg God for forgiveness but it was not my  fault , it was the devil’s handiwork.

”Do you remember the man that used to have carnal knowledge with his mother on our street when we were young?. Do you  remember how we used to point at him while going on the streets? . By then many thought he was  mad  ,  now I know that he was not mad. I remember that in villages many knew what was happening  but in the cities hardly will they  know especially those living in flats.  Now let me tell you my own story.

“When I was very young and naive I met a friend who told me how he was making love with his mother . I said “impossible”. He smiled   and said ” it is simple and easy” .  This thought  flooded my mind while growing up. Whenever my mother and sisters were having their bath I would be peeping  through the gaps  in the  thatched   leaves /palm fronds in the village.  Later we all moved to  another town  where my brother was living with his wife who was expecting  a baby . I had already become  peeping  Tom, as I peeped through the key hole and I always watched my brother’s wife having bath. I extended it to my mother  too .

“One day I met my mother  who carelessly  slept off in her room  half -naked with a lubricant  and vibrator. I later discovered that she was always alone  in her room while the  television would be switched on,  but no voice for she would turn the volume down . I have caught her red -handed many times with   a bottle of  local gin, kainkain , later  I took it as habit buying  bottles of the illicit gin for her always .

“One evening she was drunk  and senselessly   allowed me to   watch the adult film together in her room . Before I knew what was happening she had  grabbed my John Thomas   which had been dangling and moving its head like agama agama lizard.  And that was all I could remember  until I was lost in  her  deep forest as she was moaning begging me not to leave. That was how  I had my  first experience and  I started sleeping with my mother without the knowledge of my brother and his wife for five years .

”I   started sleeping in her room and nobody ever thought of what we were doing. When I was working  as auxiliary  teacher  I would rush home  at  break time to have a quickie with her. I found it interesting and fun,never a sin!. Meanwhile my brother and his wife thought I was a serious person who did not like women or sex for not bringing ladies home. After my brother’s wife gave birth , my mother still stayed.

”Our sexual escapades got to its climax when I rented a room  apartment and was living alone. My brother implored me to  stay in order   to have enough savings before I move but because of the free sex I was having I refused. My mother would come and spend days  with me in the name of coming to say hello to me yet my brother was ignorant of everything.

”One  day my landlady caught us red-handed while we were doing  it in my small living room , we forgot to lock the door from behind.  She  had wanted to give me the receipt of the house rent I paid  for the previous day and met me on top of my mother  jerking her while she  was screaming  and moaning at the same time  wriggling  her waist but  I couldn’t stop, you know when you are in Cloud 9 and your brain is charged cum your blood running in your veins .We continued for we were lost in the lust .My eyes bulged out as if trying to burst.Yes, the kainkain I took was working!.

”However, the landlady who was an elderly and wise woman called me and my mother separately and talked to us to stop the act. She even called me secretly and asked whether I was doing it for ritual purpose and I said ”no”. But as the devil would have it , we continued until she reported me to my older brother who cried                    ‘ abomination’.  He  threatened to report me to my father who was still alive in the village .

”We stopped doing it .

”My mother became sick .She was taken to the hospital where a doctor said she was having fibroid that made her to be bleeding.By then she was 55 years of age and she did not go back to the village because my father had other wives.

”Her cries and bleeding  from the fibroid pain  was too much .At the hospital the doctor said it  could be fibroid. But when she went to another doctor, a scan was done and  she was told that  she was  four  months  pregnant with twin babies as the scan showed there was no fibroid but babies!.

”We shamefully told my brother who said she should abort it . But the doctor said the abortion might lead to her untimely death.

”My mother begged to go and rent another house in order to have the baby for my brother  and I were the only children  she had . She  refused to abort the babies  and was attending   antenatal Clinic.  These twin  babies were delivered in 1980. This January they would be 40years old. They read good and lucrative  Courses ;Medicine and Mechanical Engineering  and came out in flying colours and  are graduates of …. from the University of… they have good job but with unstable lives!. They are not married  .. They are known and popular . Each time they ask of their mother I would not tell them the true story.

”Each time I looked at the twins  who are males I feel ashamed  while my mother always argued and consoled herself that that is how God wanted it , and if He had not wanted it the babies would not have stayed. She would stupidly and foolishly be referring to the  Bible and be saying ‘‘oju ri iru re ri” (Meaning  it is not a new thing) what a shameless mother I have!.  I could not marry for anytime I proposed to ladies they would tell me their spirit rejected me.

For several years I have not been doing any tangible thing .Few years ago my twins came to ask me some pertinent questions on why their lives were rough and not making it .They said a strong Prophet told them I committed an abomination. Apart from that they asked me to confess the relationship between me and their late mother.I knew they must have been told.

”I have told the Prophet the naked truth and the whole story of my life. He asked me to  call elderly people in the family  and beg the these children.”