BoN’s adventure
Immediately I sighted her at Oshodi my heart kept pounding , and before you say Jack Robinson the “royal staff of office” which is in- between my legs started dangling like pendulum .I could not hold my breath. Ha , Omo lo dara to bayi ? , I spoke Yoruba. Ada wore a very beautiful spaghetti clothes that revealed her upper part and when I saw the two oranges I thanked God for seeing it for the first time in my life! .
The fitted jeans that revealed her curves turned me on and I became restless as the boobs showed she was not wearing underwear . l quickly used my hands to cover my “office” located at the lower part of my body to avoid being seen that it was getting swollen from my frontal view as it was shaking its head like agama agama lizard where I kept it . I screamed ” O jigbi jigbi” , then something dripped from my JT and gummed my tights .
She wore expensive gold , not palasa .Her brown leather shoe matched her bag .The complete set of her white teeth can make a Bishop deny Jesus Christ as Simon Peter did , just for a second.
Immediately I saw her I followed her .
When she sighted me she too seemed to be interested and we began from body language to voice ….
“What is your name? “, I asked her , She looked at me disdainfully, ” What do you want and why are you after me since?”, she queried .I stammered “I ….I …like you and want to …”, I was nervous because I saw a bunch of keys with car keys she was holding, she spoke through her nose ( like the ‘Been – tos’). After chatting we exchanged phone numbers, I brought out my Nokia 3310 and typed her number but she brought out six expensive phones and typed mine. She spoke phonetics , again I was fidgeting .She is a big girl, for she speaks Queen’s English, she must have come from the USA, or UK, I guessed.
She demanded for her transportation fare back home and I gave her 5,000 Naira leaving me with 200 Naira in my purse.I wanted to show her that me too I dey , as I dangled my keys , I told her my car was bad.
We started to meet at an eatery at Herbert Macaulay Yaba , where I used to pay her bills whereas I drink gaari before leaving home .One day I told her I must know her house but she said she always return home late from the Bank where she works.
I was proud to go out with a Banker , who lives in Surulere .I showed my friends my latest catch, big fish for that matter and latest lady in town.
One day she demanded for 10k , and since I was not proficient in computer and send her money through on- line, she did it herself by transferring the money with my phone into her account.
At another time she needed only 2k and I went to borrow money and transferred 20k into her account .
Last week my boss, Mr.Stephen Sootan transferred 500k into my account and asked me to help him keep it and would withdraw it when needed .The following day Ada came and we had a nice time as I went to drink paraga, Star, Moon, to enhance my sexual performance. Oh my Lord, different thoughts flooded my mind. I will do it today.
We ate fish pepper soup worth 12k we went in .I brushed my kola nut stained teeth, greased my JT with Maclean for easy entry , I gave her fantastic kissing until I bite her tongue and lips and blood flowed .I touched her bum bum, gripped her .Ye! ! I was shaking like an electrocuted man .Then I unzipped .” No, no, I am a virgin and we cannot do it now because I’m on my period “, she yelled. Then let me romance , I pleaded .She did not allow me to fondle her breasts because ,it is a sin before God .
That night I suffered hell for I was seeing the beautiful erotic and dark- cushioned area but could not go in. I saw only the sitting room but not allowed to go into the room but only peeping!. I could not touch the dark colored and attractive hair called pubic hair .No, I was not allowed to touch the twins or two oranges displayed on her chest with the dark teat pointing .Oh my God , she did not allow me to even touch the smooth laps that could tempt Man of God and fall yakata. I begged , I pleaded to touch any of these zones to cool my tension but she refused and said since she is still a virgin and we had not wedded , and it is against her church’s principles.
Three days later , my Oga asked me to wire his money into his account in Owerri for he has seen the business he wanted to use it for .And I tried to wire the money into his account but it became like Fela song ” Òrò Pesi je”. Ada had emptied my account, one million five hundred Naira has gone.Yes , I forgot to tell you that my cousin deposited one million Naira into my account to pay advance fee for the land he wanted to purchase at Igbusi .
I wept like a baby, I thought it was the handiwork of my enemies.
Ada’s friend pitied and gave me the address of Ada at Ayilara, and asked me to ask for ‘Nkeshi’ when I get there , but I said ” No way, it is a place for prostitutes , Ada lives in Surulere”, I argued .
When I eventually made up my mind and went to Ayilara , I was told she has just left for village in Benin as she has made enough money to start business.
Now she has switched off her phones for the past two months. Yesterday I cried. I have no money in my account to sustain myself , my boss is asking for his money while my cousin is back demanding to know the site he paid for .My landlord is threatening fire and brimstone for I am owing three months house rent , a room. My mother died last week and I am the first born.My okada motorcycle has knocked while the fiancée I abandoned for Ada has gotten a job in one of the Embassies but had married another guy. Please advise me where do I start from.
This story is a fiction.