Monsurat Adene goes home

Internet abuzz over her death

Oró ñlá lẹẹ dá  Héé- héè
Oró ñlá lẹ dá
Ẹyin tẹẹ kó ọmọ ẹiyẹ
Tẹẹẹ jẹ o d’àgbà o
Oró ñlá lẹ dá

Many wept , some gnashed  their  teeth while others  rolled on the ground when  the news was broken . Those who found it hard to believe called to be sure. This weekend again this  ugly drama will repeat itself :  curses and curses will be rained on the masterminds and executioners of this  evil deed. Many would like to glance at the corpse to be sure that she is truly gone!

Yes! She  is  gone, gone and gone forever but thank God for the modern technology, Internet will not forget her even though we would sometimes temporarily forget her.

What will it be going through the killers’ minds when they watch  how she would be lowered six feet below the ground level?. What will they be saying when they suddenly discover that they made a big and fatal  mistake by killing her?. Now it’s either they will be regretting or those who sent them (if any) will boldly say   they regretted for not knowing the Nigerian press will carry the news  because of the obscurity of the scene of the crime. 

Babalawo Of the Nation ( BoN) broke down in tears

But like Abel’s blood that cried from the ground, Monsurat’s blood cried to high heavens!.

If you have ever had contact with her please endeavor to  give her a one-minute silence and pray for her departed soul. She was just unfortunate to have  had her life   cut -short  when she was about reaping the fruit of her labour.

I heard you complaining of her . Whaaaaat? . Are you a Saint? .

It was Diogenes that Cynic Philosopher who was going round the town in the afternoon holding a lantern looking for an honest man. He died without seeing any. Remember what Jesus said “He that is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone at her” (John :7).

Let us stop running our mouth. His younger brother, Wale who lives in the USA spoke with me on phone and said ” Yes, my sister was strict but is it everyday that the legendary warlord Ajaka perpetrated evil?”.

Tonight  ,there would be a candlelight procession   where friends and relatives will give the above  soulful rendition in tears. This would be followed tomorrow in tears

God be with you till we meet again ….God be with you till we meet again ..

As the beautiful casket is being lowered and the grave covered.

A o pade leti odo t’ese Angeli ti tee, to mo gaara bi Krista leba …..

Let the assailants watch the video clips of how we wept. Let them watch how she was being lowered six feet below the ground level   and let them flash back to when they planned and hatched  their evil  plan. Now it is regret of ‘had  we known?’

Let those who sent  sent them flee the country . Let them go into hiding and let them not sombre  but should remember Peter Tosh’s  song ‘ You can run but you can’t hide on that day. If you run to the sea, sea will be boiling ,if you run to the rock ,rock will be melting on that day….’

Let us give her a befitting burial. Come let us console the family. Whether you like it or not she has become a celebrity and has become a goddess.

Since she has three names from three religions: Christianity, Islam and Tradition bearing Debbie ( Deborah) Monsurat,and  Iyabo. Let the Muslims , Christians and African  Traditional Practitioners pray for her and also invoke her spirit to fish out her killers.

HER SECRETS

Her grandfather was  from Ijebu-Ode and  the late Professor Yunusa  Oyeneye ,former Vice Chancellor of Adebisi Onabanjo University ( former Ogun State University) was her uncle. Her grandfather was Amusa Pakulopa  Oyeneye ,a successful business man who came from Ijebu-Ode to settle down in Owo . He was a wealthy man and had properties in Owo. He died  during the Holy pilgrimage to perform Hajj in Mecca in the 60s at the age of  65.

Monsurat was jovial and had a  good sense of humor . She had  a good  dress sense  . She was very creative and hardworking. She could adjust  to any situation. She was versatile.

The arrested Personal Assistant confessing in her house during a search

She was called Monsurat because of her Moslem  grandfather…..she converted to Christianity and bore the Christian name, Deborah              .( Debbie) .She was called Iyabo and Yoruba knows the reason . She did not let ‘Amusa’ reflect on her certificate as she preferred ‘Oyeneye'(a traditional name). She because of the love and her proficiency in English and social interactions went to study Secretarial Administration and bagged Higher National Diploma ( HND).

Monsurat’s behavior and manners cum actions showed how the Biblical Deborah was during the time of Israel in the Bible. Her role was powerful .She was a fearless Judge  in Israel. She was bold and courageous and could face anybody. She was a Charismatic Military leader performing both the Judicial functions; and was the only female Judge and Prophet .Monsurat did not employ Yoruba man as his Personal Assistant ditto her driver .

But a lesson must be learnt here; Don’t do evil. The killers would be shocked that all the Nigerian media carry  her news and story. They thought she would just be killed like others and let it go. But for this one ,No!.

Her own case became a hot soup and spilled on them. Her case became a hot water that spilled on them. Because the place.where the ugly incident happened,Oda Road  is in an obscured area nobody will know not knowing that  it would become a Celebrity / high profile case.

But how old are these young boys that were arrested? .I learnt they are between 17 and 18 years. How would they have the temerity , knowledge and evil mind of creativity to kill  and burn her and planned to sell dummy to us all that her kitchen gas cylinder exploded? ,ñbà, Na lie, iró Nla , úró gbuuu!

Let the Police fish  out the suspects . Let them be smoked out from  their hiding. Let justice  prevail .We need justice .

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Ariwó ta gèè!

 

 

Ariwó  ta gèè.  Elékún ñsunkún. Àwon abánikédùn  ñgbéra s’ánlè  wôn ñyi gbirigbiri n’íle bī bōlu aláfesègbá ni pápá ìseré    bĕ si ni àwon abánikédùn kan si ñsán  ara won m’ólè  bi ejò  ti wón fi òpá pa  ti o nta ràì  ràì  ti o si njanr’arè m’ólè  . È é  tijé ?. Béè ni àwon kan ń’tu itó sààrà bi  aláboyún  ti kò je àsèje rè. Àwon kan ñkan orí m’ólè bi òmùtí  tí o ti mutí yó  ti o jōko l’órí àga bě  nwón si ñkédùn ni o. T’iwon wă peléke, t’iwon di  òtò l’eni a gbá l’étí òtò l’eni t’étí ñdùn. Eni ti a f’òrò lò t’óní t’òun bàjé , kíní k’ólórò kó se? .Àsèjù pò. Ìkáánú èké   pò. Sùgbón ó n’ídi .Àní t’iwon wā ga jù , àgàgà òré Bàbá ìyàwó ti o ñwole , ñwòde n’ílé  òré rè bee iro la ba n’ídí rè. Bi àwon kan se ñwo òkû n’ílè ninu àgbàrá èjè ni  won  fi owó bo imú  ti won si ñtu kèlèbè jáde l’énu  . Bĕ sì  l’àwon kan ñké ti wón k’áwó l’órí ti won si fi èpè bonu pe  ”Eni se eléyī ko nii jèrè . Awon àgbàgbà àfâ Musulumi ti irun won  funfun báláú nke ”Alhamudu lahi,Allah fun wa o si gbaa lo. Ó yé Olóun”. Ikun imú  ìyá olomo  nsàn , o si ñpòsé  bi ejo sèbé.

Kí l’ódé? Ni iseju aaya yi? .Aso ìgbéyàwó  ti òyìnbó ni o si wa l’ára Omolará ti o kún fún kìkì èjè. Ki lo s’elè?.Tani won se?

Bi nwon se nsofo lowo,  ni Baba iyawo  sure  mu ankasiifi funfun balau wo yàrá lo. Ko si eni to rii. Kia ni o tun bo sita. Awon ti nwon nse aajo nse aajo . Ki lo de ti a fi obe gun arabinrin yi? Ese wo ni o se? Ta si ni o le se? Oro yi ni gbogbo abanikedun nbere.Bee si ni oko iyawo nso oyinbo ti o tu tai re ”O!@ mai Goodu”

Haa lojo igbeyawo Baba Iyawo fi ile pon oti o fi ona ro oka. E wa wo orisirisi oti elerindodo, oti oyinbo lo sua . Emu nru fuu bi ito akiwarapa.

Ara fu mi ,mo la Ala buruku kan . Mama Omolara ni o so fun oko re nipa ala ti o la. E jowo w mase je ki a se igbeyawo yi nisisisyi, bi Sade iyawo Suga se so fun oko re niyen. Sugbo Suga so pe owo wa., a oo se iyawo yi . A ti da ojo, a si ti da osu .A si ko le yee mo.  Sebi owo la fee na. Haa owo lobinrin mo, bi Sade se gbo pe owo wa yi , oju re pada, o bu serin  muse bi eni ti o je tete , o tu aso idi re ro bi obinrin ti o nfi ete pe oko re sinu iyewu lati baa se totomelefu tii domo. O  bere si se oyaya , ara re si ya ga ga . Kai , owo apekanupo. Ohun ti owo ba se ti ile lo ngbe. Owo de , idunnu de.

Iyawo Suga tiise  Sade ti  lo si ilu Switzerland lo mu aso. Lojo igbeyawo Omolara  aso orisisiri lo yoju . Elegbejoda lo jantirere. Owo dara ore mi . Bi o ba ni owo lowo iwo le fe aya Oba. Sebi  o ri bee lojo naa lohun ti olowo kan ni ile wa yi fe iyawo oba ti gbogbo iwe irohin gbee jade. Ani se ki Oluwa ma se fi owo kehin oro wa. Mo  ni ki owo ki o mase .. to to funn ,owo apekanuko. Owo ni mu aburo pe egbon ran nise . Owo le je ki omo pe Baba ni my padi. Esu lowo. Owo a maa mu ni sise . Owo a maa ja itiju kuro lara eni. Eni ba ni owo ko dara ki o to iya talaka wo fun odun meta  yoi rii iyato re.

Oko Iyawo nko? Oko iyawo ti jade nile iwe giga ti Fasiti, ti o gba oye Olukoni  o si ti se odun kan ti Alagunbaniro  ti  o fi sin ijoba ti a npe .NYSC . Sugbon lehin odun kefa ko si ise , nse lo nba won ta ayo olopon  l’abe  igi isin. Ihahin lo fi se ibujoko lati maa fi pa ironu re. Segun mo ayo ti yio je, oun naa lo mo itan gbogbo ilu won,.Sebi nidi ayo lati ngbo orisirisi oro , ofofo ati isele ni ilu.  Segun mo awon ti won yan ale, o mo omo ale. o mo igbati Oyinbo  Elizabeth Ilu Oyinbo ti o ta teru nipa nijosi gun ori aga alefa re . Itan ni Segun mo bee lori ainiselowo yi naa ni.

Nigbati Omolara pade Segun Omolara fii lokan bale pe oun oi baa wase , ati pe Baba oun milonia ni.Awon mejeji mo obi ara won , ina wo , won si da ojo igbeyawo.Ojo pe . Baba iyawo lo ra aso oko ati iyawo, oun na lo ra aso ore oko ati or iyawo  la i je ki won na kobo ninu inawo nla yi.

Bee Wakati meji sehin ni Oniwaasu so awon toko tiyawo po ni ile ijosin BoN.. Adura ti gba pe omobinrin ti nwa oko ti ri oko bi o tile je pe ojo ori iyawo ju ti oko lo. Sugbon oku orun ni a fi eyi se. Bi io ti le je pe ara ile iyawo nikan lo mo pe omo won ni aaginni. Sugbon talo le so? Tani jee tu asiri sita.

Lojiji ni a ri iyawo ti o subu lule ti o nkigbe oro o, won ti gun mi l’obe o,okunrin kan ti o njo lo gunn l’obe  nigba ti o dibon pe oun nba jo. Gbara ti o subu ni onitohun ti sa lo. O di digbadigba won gbeee lo si ile iwosan. Baba iyawo binu lopolopo , o ni eni pa omo oun yio je iya.

Won ko mo eni ti o gunn lobe bee ni .. ago  olopa ya.Olopa bere lowo awon obi ati ojulumo tani a fura si, sugbon enikookan ko le so.

Nigbati Dokita se ayewo Omolara , o rii pe ikun re ni obe ba, sugbon ko wole sii lara. Lose keji a da omolara pada sile , bee ni Ago olopa nse iwadi lo.

Omolara wa so fun Olopa ki won ko gbogbo amuhunmaworan , kamera ti a fi si kolofin ile baba re jade lati wo eni se ise laabi ohun. Bee ko seni ti o mo pe Omolara fi Camera si ayika ati inu ile wonyi. O si see nitori ole, alo kolohun kigbe , alafowera nigba aseye.

Nihayi ni asiri tu. Haa akara tu sepo. A ri okunrin kan ti o n’fun omodekunrin kan l’owo tuulu tuulu  ni iyara ati obe  ti ori re ri sooroso ti o mu felefele bi abe ifari.  A si ri omodekunrin kan naa yi ti o fi obe gun iyawo nigbati o nl’e owo moo loju loju agbo ti won njo. Camera te siwaju lati ri ore Baba Iyawo ti won nsoro wuye wuye , a si tun ri Baba Iyawo ti o fi aso pelebe funfun nu eje lara Omolara ti o sii fi si abe aso  wo iyewu lo, ti o fii sinu igba  ti a fi owo  eyo  di lara. A si ri ore Baba Iyawo nigba ti won ngbe igba yi sinu paali oti , lati fihan  pe oti ni won ngbe jade lo. Bee etanje ree.

Olopa pe Baba iyawo ati Ore re

. Olopa wa Arakunrin ti o gun obe .Gbogbo won ni won wa lawari bi obinrin se nwa nkan obe. Okan Baba iyawo bale , o ni oun ko je gbi, sebi eni je gbi loun nku gbi. Sugbon okan arakunrin ni ko bale , o nke kinmi mo se? Sebi aseburuku o ku ara ifu. O seka tan o rido bori ..lai mo pe Oba oke nwo e. Igba ti o ya o ni Emi ko da see, sebi adase nii hun ni. Ejo to ba darin la n’fopa pa. Emi nikan ko lo mo soran naa. Baba iyawo lowo lowo, oun towo ba se ti ile lo ngbe .Sugbon ko mo pe olopa ti ko ni gba riba niyi ani olopa ti ko ni gba owo ehin lo foju kan yi .Beeni olopa DPO yi ko ngba abetele.Kini ka ti wa see si?

Lojo Alamisi ni  ale agogo mewa ku iseju  mejo ni oju  ati ese pe ni  ofisi DPO otelemuye ni ago olopa ni ilu BoN ti won si fi camera han gbobo awon eniyan wonyi. Asiri tu, akara tu sepo. Baba fi ika abamo senu , o nke nba mo nba maa see.Sugbon  ototo ilu pejo won ko ri ebo abamo se , a see tan o di aapon. Baba iyawo jewo pe oun fee renew oogun owo pelu eje omo oun ninu aso igbeyawo ni. Enu ko ha, a se ebi eni a maa se ni. A se kokoro ti nje obi inu obi nii iwa , kokoro tii jewe inu ewe niiwa bee si ni kokoro ti nje  efo inu efo lo wa . A see isale oro a maa  legbin,……( Coming out soon)

 

 

Ìrìnàjò mi sí ìlú àwon òkú

…….OKÒ OJÚ OMI DÀNÙ , ÈMÍ S’ÒFÒ

……….MO BÓ S’ÓMI SÙRÀ!

………MO PÀDÉ ÀRÒGÌDÌGBÀ NÍ ÌSÀLÈ OMI

………MO RÍ BÀBÁ ÀTI ÌYÁ MI

…….MO SE ALÁBÁPÀDÉ  ÀWON  TÍ Ó TI KÚ NI IGBA ODÚN SÉHÌN

Nígbàti mo dé èbúté BoN mo k’áwó l’órí, mo sunkún kíkórò

OKÒ OJÚ OMI DÀNÙ , ÈMÍ S’ÒFÒ

        rédíò  èro  asòròmágbèsì   náà  ti ka ìròhìn agogo mérin ìyáléta tán , igbé ta!. Gbogbo àdúgbò kan gógó. Òfò ńlá ló sè yìí. Òrò di bi o kò lo yàgò fún mi. Àwon tí wón ní  ará , ebí àti ojúlùmò  ti o rin ìrìn àjò l’órí omi nsare kíjo kíjo o di èbúté BoN l’ati mò bóyá wón ní ènìyàn nínú àwon ti ìjàmbá náà se. Béèni wón ńpe    ènìyàn   won l’áago àgbéléwó fóònù . Ojó náà ni mo rí orísirísi  àgbéléwó fóònù bí Taná s’óbè,  Bótìnì, Pèmípadà, Owó ńro mi, Bólugi, Gbéfìlà, Gbéborùn. Ńje ìròhìn  wo  ni Oníròhìn  kà?  Oniròhìn kàá  bayi:  ” Ní òwúrò kùtùkùtù òní ìròhìn tè wá l’ówó pé  okò ojú omi   ti o ńbò l’áti  èbúté T Bobo  ti o n’lo èbúté BoN  ti o kó ogójì ènìyàn àti òpòlópò   dúkìá  d’ànù sí  agbami. Ìsèlè ńlá yi sè ni agogo méwàá òwúrò. A óò ma fi ……” .

       Nígbàti mo gbó ìròhìn yi   inú mi bàjé gidigidi. Okàn mi gbogbé. Ìbànújé so orí mi k’odò . Mo la enu s’ílè bi eni ti a puró làntì lanti mó . Kinla! , mo kígbe. Ńkò t’ilè jé ki Oníròhìn kàá tán. Báyìí ni mo múra  láti lo si   èbúté BoN.  Mo sèbí bí   isé kò bá  pé ni a kìí pe isé . Mo pe íyàwó mi ,Fèróníkà pé  àsìkò tó  lati b’áwon  se ètùtù    pa eja ńlá ti won ńpè ni  erinmilokun  ( Whale)  ti o ńda okò ojú omi wa nù ti o si ńgba òpòlópò èmí ènìyàn nígbà gbogbo .

       À séè o ye kí a má  fura , nítórí  ìfura l’òògùn àgbà  . Mo s’èbí páńsa kò fura ló fi  já  s’íná , àjà kò fura ló  fi jìn .Èmi kò fura rárá. Àní o ye ki a máa  béèrè bi ònà yióò ti ri ki à si  tun máá fi  Olúwa sáájú . Mo se àfojúdi . Mo se àsejù, àsejù sì ni baba àseté.  Òré mi mo se àsejù mo si té bi èsúúrú ti  se àsejù ti o si té l’ówó oníyán. Béèni mo té!. Sùgbón èbi mi kó nítorípé   oò te ara re nífá,  òmòràn kò ní fi ara rè joyè béè si ni abe kò lè mú títí ki o   gbé èkù ara rè.  Èmi kò bèrè ,se bi abèrè ònà kìí sìnà. Sèbí  bi òní se ri òla kò ri béè   lo ńmú kí  Babaláwo máa  d’ífá oroorún  sùgbón òrò ti yípadà kìíse oroórún mó sùgbón  l’ojójúmó ni nísisìyí. Sùgbón mo ti ń’jáde lo nkò le padà s’ílé mo , sèbí bi itó bá balè  kii padà sénu mó , ó sèèwò  . Mo  ko ìpàkó s’éhìn , mo k’ojú síwájú bi òkú Ìmàle  mo sèbí bí Mùsùlùmí òdodo bá kú Kiblah là ńkojú òkú rèé si , mo kojú sí ibi ti mò ńlo o jàre.  Jíjáde  mi kúrò níle  a séè bi mo se máa  lo àjò àrèmábò nìyen. Àséè  lílo mi  ìkehìn nìyen . Àséè àlo rámi rámi là ńri a kìí rí àbò rè. Àséè ohun ti ńbe léhìn èfà  ju òje lo . Àséè rírò ni t’ènìyàn síse ni t’Olórun  Oba . Ohun ti mo l’érò òtò sùgbón ohun tí mo bá l’óhún òtò mà ni o. L’éhìn ti mo rí eja mélo kan pa mo tèlé àwon aláwo láti se ètùtù.   

             

         MO BÓ S’ÓMI  SÙRÀ 

 Sè bí mo mòó tán , mo mòó tán ni orò fi ńgbé okùnrin  lo. Bi  a  ti    parí ètùtù tán ni a wo okò ojú omi kékeré padà si èbúté  .Bí  mo se  ńjáde kúrò nínú okò   ni esè mi  ńyò   , mo bèrè si ńdura  . Mo fi owó méjèjì mú okùn ti a so mó okò ojú omi dání. Bí àwon kan se ńgbìyànjú láti yo mí kúrò ni mo sàkíyèsí pé àwon kan ńfà mi láti ìsàlè omi béè èmi kò rí won. Ìka àtànpàkò ati  ìfábeèlá mi bèrè si se èjè níbi ti mo ti di okùn mú. Àsé bi ará ayé se ńpe ni  náà ni ará  òrun ńpe ni bí olókùnrùn ati arúgbó  sùgbón àdúrà ká  pé l’órí eèpè là   ńgbà . Òràn mi wáá  dàbí ti olókùnrùn ti ńwo àjùlé òrun òun ayé l’óòkan. Wàhálà dé, ìdààmú ba mi .Háà se oun ti ojú ńwá l’ójú ńrí . Sùrà ni owó mi j’ábó ti mo subú sínú omi .Mo dura , mo jà pìtìpìtì , mo mú  ìfòófò ojú omi ati omi d’áni àséè nkò lè gbá  won  mú. Dòòòòòò ni mò ńlo ìsàlè. Sùgbón bí mo se ńlo ìsàlè  omi mo ríi pe aso mi kò tutù, o  si dàbí ìgbàtí  éńjìnì èro òyìnbó (lift) ti ńgbé ènìyàn lò si òkè tabi ìsàlè.

MO PÀDÉ ÀRÒGÌDÌGBÀ NÍ ÌSÀLÈ OMI

Mo pàdé àrògìdìgbà ní isàlè omi

Nígbàti mo dé ìsàlè omi  mo rí obìnrin rògbòdò kan ti irun orí rè ńdán bi wúrà ti  ìrù   fàdákà  eja wà ni ídí  rè .Ojú obìnrin náà ńdán mórán mórán bi góòlù ti a sèsè yo  kúrò nínú iná alágbède .Bí  mo ti rii ni  ara mi ńgbòn,enu mi ro, jìnnì jìnnì bò mi, ara mi ségìrì mo se èyó sara  , díè ló sì kù kí ìgbònsè j’ábó ni ìdí mi. Orí mi wú  béèni  mo sì gan pa bi eni ti iná èlétíríkì  mú.

Sùgbón rírí ti o rí mi o fi mí l’ókàn balè. Nígbà náà ni ara mi wáá balè , okàn mi si tutù bí omi àmù .Inú èmi náà wáá ńdùn sèsè  bi ení  je  tété. Kíákíá mo ti ńronú  bi ngò se bá omobìnrin  náà sòrò ìfé . Háà òmùtí gbàgbé ìsé . Mo ńyò sèsè mo di aláìnírònú ará Galátíà. Mo di òbo ti o  ri ògèdè  ti o  ńfò fèrè.  Nkò rántí ibi tí mo  ti ńbò ati ibi ti mo  wà mó. Mo ńwo obìnrin yi tèrín tèrín , inú mi ńdùn, mo ti ńtò sára . Mo  ńfi ojú inú ńwo bi ngò  ti ba  se erée  yùnké yùnké . Sùgbón nígbàtí  mo rańtí ìrù fàdákà eja ìdí rè ti o ńyí lo sí òtún ati sí  òsì , nse ni nkan omokùnrin mi ti ńmì làgà lógó l’ábé aso  dúró jééé. Ìtìjú muu, ara rè balè ,ó  wò sììn  bi obè páànù. O wá súnkì  bi òkùn.  Háàà ìbèrù b’ojo mú kiní òhún  ti o fi orí jo  ejò lai tíì fi ojú kàànn. Àséè ojú inú wà lóòtó, ojú inú rírán ju  ojú òde lo. Ìtìjú bá omokùnrin mi  o sì s’áwolé lo.

MO RÍ BÀBÁ ÀTI ÌYÁ MI TI WÓN TI KÚ

Obìnrin  àrògìdìgbà yi wò mi , o sì bú s’érín nígbàti o mo èrò okàn mi, o si    wipe ” Bàbá re, Jóshúà  wa níbí. Ìyá re, Oládoyin si wà níhàhín  ti won  ńdókewè” .  Ó fùn mi ni aso kan ,o ni  ” wo   èwù yi ki o sì ko  iwájú rè si èhìn, pe orukó Bàbá re  léèméta , máse pèé ni ‘Bàbá ,tabi  ‘ìyá  tàbi ‘bùròdá’ tabi  ‘àntí’ bi o bá rí Bàbá  ati Ìyá re jòwó máse dì  wón mú. Bá won sòrò ” . Bi o se so bayi ni o sí  ilèkùn yàrá kan  mo si nwo imole niwaju mi , mo wo    inú rè lo, béè ni mo bá ara mi nínu ilé nla dídán náà ti a fi góòlù iyebíyè se òsó rè.

Mo ńwo  ìmólè níwájú mi , mo wo ilé nla dídán náà ti a fi góòlù iyebíyè se òsó rè

Ni ojú  ònà jìnnì jìnnì tún  bò mi, àyà  mi já , orí mi si wúwo  nígbàti  mo ri òpòlópò àwon ènìyàn ti wón ti kú ni igba odún séhìn. Mo dá àwon kan  mò, àwon tí ńkò dá mò si dá mi mò sùgbón won kò fi owó  kàn mi béèni ńkò jéé dáa l’ábàá l’áti fi owó tó won . Nwón nwá si òdò mi l’ókòòkan l’áti bá mi sòrò àti l’áti rán mi si àwon ènìyàn won ni ilè alààyè.

Ìwo  ònkàwéè mi yi mo rí àwon òbí re méjèjì níbè  béè ni  àwon Oba lé ní àádóta ti mo rí nínú aso oyè won . Ngò ò maa d’árúko won nínú ìwé mi ti o ńbò l’ónà.

Wéré ti  mo ri  Bàbá mi mo pèé” Bàbá! Bàbá!!” Sùgbón ko dá mi l’óhùn . Nígbàti mo dúró  fun  iséjú méédógún  ni mo  wa  rántí pe awon òbí mi ti kú. Sèbí àwon ni  àwon Akorin ko orin” L’òwùro Òjo Ajinde, t’ara t’okàn yoo pàdé …A wón ti gún s’ébúté l’ókè Òrun l’ókè òrun , ebi kò ni pa wón mo…Jèrúsálem t’Orùn, òrun mi ìlú mi ….” fún l’ódún náà l’óhùún. Sèbí  ité  ìsìnkú si ni St. Patrick’s Anglican  Church Ìjèbú -Òwò ni a sin won si .Mo tun ranti pe Àlùfáà se ‘eruku fún eruku, iyèpè fun iyèpè’ ni ibojì won nígbàti a dágbéré fun won pe ó dìgbóse.

Mo rántí pe mo gbéra sánlè l’ójó náà l’óhùn nígbàti wón ńwá erùpè bo àwon méjèjì m’ólè , b’áwo ni wón se wa se dé  isàlè omi? .Sé ànjònú ni wón ni tàbí mo ńlá àlá?. Orísirísi èrò lo wá sí okàn mi . Mo rántí pé o ti tó odún métàdínlógójì àti márùndínlógún tí àwon méjèjì ti papòdà tí wón si ti fi ilè bora bí aso .Sèbí  won a ti di egungun wóngan wòngan. Gbogbo egungun won á ti funfun ìyen ti àwon olóríburúkú asètùtù olà kó bá tíì lo kó won níbi ité .Sèbí ohun ti àwon  òpònú ati òle òdó aláìnírònú ti wón   fé ni  owó òjijì ńse l’ásìko yi ni, sèbí awon Babaláwo ìkà òun  èké lo ńrán won.

Egungun àwon òbí mi  ti di  funfun

Sùgbón mo rańtí pé  abàmì  obìnrin ìsàlè odò yi so pé  ki ńpe àwon òbí mi l’órúko. Háà èèwò , àrífín ńlá ki npe  àwon òbí mi l’órúko ?.Mo rántí esè ìwé Bíbélì to so pé ” Bòwò fún  Bàbá ati Ìyá re kí ojó re lè pé l’órí ilè ti Olúwa Olórun re  fi fun e”. Mo tún rántí olórin Oba Jùjú  Sunny Ade   tó  k’orin  pé Bàbá kò se é pààrò beni ìyá ko se é pààrò , tàbí wón pààrò won fún mi ni? .Sùgbón mo wáá rójú dájú, sè bí òdájú la fi ńwe egbò  bi béèkó egbò kò ni jiná. Mo wá a dárúko lé Bàbá mi lórí, àni mo la orúko móó l’órí ,  mo sì  pèé ”Jóshúà! , Jóshúà!! , Jóshúà!!! léèméta. Léhìn èyí ni mo ri Okùnrin arúgbó kùjèkuje kan ti kò ga tí kò sì kúrú nínú aso  kóòtù ati táì  orùn rè. Mo sì ríi ti o pá l’órí  ,  o fi  díngí   sójú, pèlù òpá ìtìlè rè ti o mú dání o si pè mi ”Taiwo! ,Taiwo!! kí lo wa se níbí?”.  Léhìn èyí ni o kojú sí mi ti o wí pé ”Omo mi l’áti odún métàdínlógójì ni mo ti kúrò n’ílé ayé. Isé ti mo ńse ni ìgbà aiyé mi náà ni mo nse níbí bi Post master . Gbogbo létà ti wón ńfi ránsé si ilè alààyè l’áti òdò mi ni wón ti ńrà sítámpù rè. Jé kí ńso fún e , bí wón se ńse l’áiyé ni won ńse l’órun ”

    Bàbá mi sòòrò    o  si fún mi ni èbùn  ó  ni ”Jòwó  máse kó egbé kégbé , máse mu otí àmupara  .Sóra fún  òré . Gba òrùka  yìi, nígbà kígbà ti o bá n’jáde n’ílé ni ki o fi sówó ,enìkéni ti o ba ńbínú re yìóò yónú si e .

           

 Bàbá  mi  ńbá mi sòrò,mo sì gbówó l’érán

”Sèbí ètùtù   ìyónú ni ewúré se ti o  ńfi ara ńnu olóde n’ílé . Sèbí  ètùtù ìyónú ni adìye se  ti o fi ńda ètù ìbon olóde nù n’ílé, sùgbón àpárò ati ìgalà kò lati se ètùtù  ìyónú  ti Babaláwo ni ki wón se l’ójó náà l’óhún  ni wón fi di  òtá  olóde  títí  di òní olónìí ” . 

   Bi Bàbá mi se ju òrùka náà si mi  ni mo pa gúúrú  sii ti mo  féé dì móó béè  ni o pòórá ,  ti ńkò ríi mó .Ìjì  ńlá kan bèrè si   jà ,léhìn eyi ni mo n’gbóhùn rè ti o wipe ”. Èèwò , àgbedò, máse dánnwò .  Báwo lo se fé dì mo mi?. Mo ti di aféfé, nítorí  nkò fe ki o fi owó kàn mi. Èmi ati ìyá re ti di ewúré jeléjelé a si  ti di àgùtàn jemòjemò ,  a si ti di òrìsà àkúnlèbo. Wo òòkán re ìwo yi o ri ìyá re níbè  o dàbò”.

Báyìí ni mo sun ekún kíkórò . Mo ké lohùn rárá pé  ” Bàbá  mi tòòtó, Bàbá  mi aiyé , Bàbá  mi òrun, Bàbá  olomo ti ko gbódò sùn .Sé bi o se máa wò mi níran rèé?. Ìyà njé mi . Àwon ìkà ènìyàn  ńlépa èmí mi nitori mo ńko nípa Olóyè ńlá kan ti àwon asekúpani fi èmi re dá ègbodò ni ilú BoN. ” . Sèbí Yorùbá bo won ni Okùnrin kìí  ké , ako igi kii s’oje, Okùnrin ké l’ojó náà l’óhùn , ako igi si se oje!

. Tekún tekún ni mo  fi mú òrùka náà ti  Bàbá mi  fún mi l’ójó náà l’óhún. Ikun imú mi ńdà .Omíjé ojú mi si nsàn bi isun omi . Ojú mi wú tepele bí eni agbón ta. Òrùka náà  wà l’ówó mi títí di òní olóníi .Ìwo ònkàwéè mi  ngóò  fi hàn ó  l’ójó ti mo bá fi òrùka náà  si ìka owó mi …..               ( Excerpts from my coming book)

Bàbá mi Jóshúà  Adépòjù Abíódún  ta téru nipa  ni 31-12-85. Ìyá mi  Caroline Oládoyin Abíódún si  je Olorun nipe ni 16-10-2007

 

Bàbá mi Jóshúà  Adépòjù Abíódún (JP)  papoda  ni 31-12-85. Ìyá mi  Caroline Oládoyin Abíódún sun ninu Oluwa ni 16-10-2007

Ògbólóògbó olè ni mí télè

   

    ……Ògbólóògbó olè ni mí télè

    ……Mo dá  omo mi l’ónà

   …… Olóògùn háúnháún ni Bàbá mi

    ……Nnkan méjì l’obìnrin mò

  Bàbá àgbàlagbà yi so ìtan  ìgbesí aíyé rè ki o to  jáde l’áyé  l’ósè tó kojá 

KÉKERÉ LA TIÍ ŃPÈKA ÌRÓKÒ

         O ni mí, olè lásán kó o, òfúnàn  jàgùdà páálí bìlísì ni mí.  Mo ní a lo k’ólóhun k’ígbe ni mò ńńse . Àní sé gbéwiri l’èmi, mo wā di ògbólóògbó ìgáárá olósà títí mo fi dàgbà . Mo bèrè n’íbi à ńyó eran obè je nínú ìkòkò ìsasùn. Fífi ayédèrú kókóró sí àpótí ìfowópamó  . Mo nlo Bárékè  śójà lati j’alè. Mo   ńjí sálúbàtà nínú Mósálási  ni Ìdúmòtà .Mo ti jí owó Àfáà n’íbi tí wón ti ń’se súná omo tuntun l’órí pápá bóòlù ìseré Sùúrulérè, ni Èkó. Ni Sòósì, ilé ìjósìn Olórun ti o wà ni  Yábá pàápàá mo ti ji owó igbá s’álo rí. S’èbí èmi ni mo kó owó ojú ebo lo ni’joun pèlu owó eyo ni oríta méta l’Ójóta .Ni roundabout Mókólá ,Ìbàdàn mo  fi adìye ti won fi ru  ebo pèlú epo pupa ti a dà le l’órí s’ebè ata díndín. Kai!  àfowórá mi pò ki nmá puró. Nínúu Móòluè l’Èkó n’kò kìí san owó okò, n’go sì tún yo owó l’ápò àwon ará inu okò móòlùè , ngóò sì tún máa bá won kédùn. Mo mà j’alè sáyé ò. Sùgbón olè pépèpé ni o.

”Sùgbón sá o isé ti a kò gbódò fi yangàn l’áwùjo ni. Aní se isé ti a kò gbódò gbàá l’ádúrà fi lé omo l’ówó ni. À ní sé isé àbùkù ni. Isé ìtìjú ni pèlú. Sùgbón o ni l’áti gbóyà bii kìnìún ki o si yára bi àsá ninu olè jíjà.  Béè nínú isé a lo k’ólóhun kígbe yìí mo dúpé pé mo ti fi da nnkan rere gbé se láyé  .Tàbí kí le ní kí nwí o jàre?. Isé sáà ni isé nje. Tàbí e rò pe ó r’orùn l’ati j’alè ni?. Mo ti fo ìgànná ti àfókù ìgò ya àwòrán si mi l’ára  yánma yànma  ti èjè si ntú jáde bi omi  èro . Mo ti fi orí ko Ilé agbón ti agbón si t’amí l’áta d’ákú. Mo ni iná èlétíríkì ti sóòkì mi ri tí  báábù wayà si ti fi ya máápù  Áfíríkà si mi l’ára.    Àní gbogbo ara mi kìkì àpá ni. Nínú olè jíjà yi ni mo ti kó ilé , mo ti fé ìyàwó, àwon omo mi si ti parí Ilé ìwé gíga ti Unifásítì ni ìlú Òyìnbó. Mo sì ti f’ìyàwó f’ómo, mo si f’oko f’ómo, kí ló tún kù?

Táíwò Abíódún l’órí ìrìn àkòròhìn

BÀBÁ MI

   ”Kí n’to bèrè ìtàn mi e jé ki nso n’ipa Bàbá mi: Olóògùn háúnháún ni Bàbá mi íse, ògbólóògbó Babaláwo sì ni pèlú. Olóògùn a jé bí i idán ni nítirè, à ni sé Olóògùn pónbélé ni. Tí ó bá ní kí  òru di òsán béè lo máa rí, bí ó sì ní kí  òsán di òru yì oò ri béè náà ni. Dandan sì ni, kò sí àníàní níbè .

”Àwa méta ni bàbá mi bí l’ómo. Kí ó tó kú ni odún 1970 ni o ti kó mi l’óògùn àféèrí. Aáyán, ìmí ojó, orí ìjímèrè ati ehín oká pèlú awon  èròjà míràn la fi se é. Ó sì tún kó mi ni oògùn ayeta nítorí pé o ńsisé fún àwon jàgùdà  àti àwon òsèlú .Sèbí e rántí Operation Wéètì è àti ogun àgbékòyà?, àwon jàgídíjàgan, àní sé òun ni o n’sín gbéré fún àwon ti wón ń’sisé ìpánle ni ìdíkò okò akérò . Àwon ti Mushin mòó, ti Oshòdì ,Ojóta ati awon ìdíkò ti o l’órúko L’Ékó mòó. Orúko Bàbá mi ni Máyehùn, àwon kóstómà rè lo funn l’órúko ìnàgìje yìì  o.

”Háà! okùnrin méta ni Bàbá mi íse , béè kò ga púpò, à ní díè ló fi ga ju ìgò bíà lo. Háà lóòtó ni pé ènìyàn kúkurú bìlísì ni , baba nlá bìlísì ni Bàbá mi īse. O gbówó. O ni òrùka ère, ìgbàdí , ewé njé .Kíni kò ní tán ?. Sèbí orísirísi orí là  ńbá ní ìté òkú, orí gbígbe , orí tútù, orí omodé, orí àgbàlágbà  ,orí obìnrin, orí okùnrin , à ni sé Bàbá mi ni oògùn l’ówó, nse lo máa npe òkú s’eré tí ó sì nran won n’ísé. Mo gbédí fún Bàbá mi l’órun.

”Sé eni máa  bá Èsù jeun síbí rè a gùn. Nígbàtí Bàbá mi kú mo sá’ré lo kó àwon oògùn rè níbi ti o ko won   sí. Sè bi eni bá y’áwó l’ògún ńgbè ,mo tètè  ko won  kí ó tó di àwátì .Emi kò kúkú jéri enìkànkan nínú àwa omo rè. Àwon Aláwo egbé rè  l’ó wá s’ìnkú rè  l’ójó kéta  ti o ti papòdà   l’éhìn òpòlópò  ètùtù ati ebo.

MO DI OLÈ

   ”Láì fa  òrò gùn lo títí  mo di adigunjalè mo nnlo àféèrí , mo di ògbólóògbò olè, à ni mo di olè háúnháún. Léhìn osù méta owó dé, mo  ra okò ayókélé Mésídíìsì , mo fé ìyàwó tuntun ,mo si kó ilé . Ko si ápèje ti n’kò kìí lo. Mo si nnawo  bi elédà níbi ti mo ba lo. Mò nnse gbajúmò l’ósán alo k’ólóun k’ígbe l’óru. Ni òru n’go di  ìhámóra bi eni ti ń’lo ojú ogun sùgbón l’ósán èèyàn gidi ni mi pèlú èrín èye oun òyàyà l’énu. Háà! mo di èrù jèjè ajámoláyà ,eni à ńsá fún l’óru. Mo di ògbóntarìgì olè.

 

NNKAN MÉJÌ L’OBÌNRIN MÒ

    ”Òré mi pò jántírere, àmó sá ìyàwó mi kò mo isé tí mò nse, eléèha ni , mo háa. Nkò se ni háa? Àwon obìnrin onítòkítò, wón le sòrò jù òrò fúnra rè lo. Káì  mo tètè gbón , mo so o di Eléha. S’ebí owó l’obínrín mò, nígbàtí mo  nse ojúse mi n’ílé ,owó n’ìkan kó o, nkò fi oorun dùnn. Nnkan méjì l’obìnrin mò: agogo abé okùnrin  ati owó àpèkánukò. Òun náà ńse ojúse rè fun àwon ebí tírè , kí ló tún kù? .E fìyen s’ílè o jàre. Mo háa .Èyin ònkàwéè mi e kò rìì pe inú jìn?. Háà , inú  mà jìn o.

   ISÉ MI

       ”Mo jéjé  pe  n’go jáwó nínú isé olè jíjà  nígbà ti mo bá ti ri  owó tó tó mílíónì méjì  náírà .L’óòótó mo rí to mílíónì méta mo sì jáwó sùgbón a jí ede je kò jí òkan  ró. Kàkà kí nyíwàpadà mo tún tera móó. Sèbí  kàkà kí ewe àgbon dè, pipélé lo ńpélé sii. Mo padà sí èebì mi bí ajá.

ISÉ ÌKÉHÌN

      Ni agogo méjì òru ojó kan èmi ati àwon adigunjalè egbé  mi lo j’alè ni  òna márosè Lagos/ Ìbàdàn    a si ri okò ayókélé ti o ńbò pèlú obìnrin kan nínú rè. Mo fi gàte mi b’ojú, kíá a ti dá okò dúró, a sì ní  kí wón s’òkalè. Ni ìséjù akàn gbogbo nkan inú mótò náà ni a kó ni  àkótán. Okùnrin náà sòréndà ara rè mo si gba owo tàbùà tabua l’ówó rè . Sùgbón nígbàti mo nsoro l’ówó omokùnrin yìí nké tan tan ó sì ńlo agídí béè emi kò dáa l’óhùn. Àwon dánàdánà egbé mi sì bú s’érín .Èmi náà  ríi  pé  ohùn arákùnrin yii jo eni mímò sùgbón nkò lè f’ohùn. Kíni ká ti gbó  pe mo dáa l’ónà?, òràn ti di isó inú èkú ,àmúmóra ni. Nígbàti o kókó fé lo agídí a féé fi ìbon tú orí rè ká bi olóde se nfi ìbon tú ori ìkòokò  ati ìtùukù l’óko sùgbón n’go  tun pètù fún àwon ìgárá olósà egbé mi pe ki a m’áse ta èjè sílè.

ÀKÀRÀ TÚ S’ÉPO

     ”L’ójó kéta ni mo wá s’íle, mo  bá omo mi ti o se àlàyé bi àwon  olè se dá won l’ónà Eko si Ibadan  nígbàti oun ńbò l’ati wa fi ìyàwó àfésónà rè hàn mi .Mo se aájò rè púpò púpò. Mo si bá arábìnrin rè kédùn gidigidi. Sùgbón kini kan s’elè l’ójó kejì.

Ni alé ojó kejì  Àmòké ti íse àfésóna omo mi , Akin fe lo se ìgbónsè l’óru ni mo ba fún ni iná  ìléwó àtètàn (torchlight) , o gbàá o si lo si ilé ìgbónsè sùgbón kò dáá pádà. Ni ojó kejì o tún so pé oun fé se gaa mo bérè l’ówó rè pé  àtètàn àná nbe l’ówó rè , sùgbón o fi gbígbó se aláìgbó.

 Kò pé  tì mo dé  òdò aláìsàn tí mo lo ki ni ilé ìwòsàn nìgbàtí àwon olópá méta wá  pèlú sékésekè esè , ati máámu gààrí l’ówó tí wón wa  sí òdo òré mi ti won ńbérè  òrò l’ówó rè ,ká tó  wí ká to fò, mo ti pòórá. Èmi kò fe ki enìkéni wá k’óbá mi o jàre. Mo n’pòsé sere bí ejò , mo wónú okò mo yára kúrò nítòsí ibè .Mo ńbá ara mi s’òrò nínú mótò pé olòsì l’àwon ti o lo ta àwon olópá l’ólobó. Èèwò a kì i rí iná ní kànga béèni a ki i rí isó mú . Abéré  á lo kí  òna okùn tó dí.

    ÀSÍRÍ TÚ, ÀKÀRÀ TÚ S’ÉPO

Ni agogo méta òru ni omo mi jí mi ti o gbé mi k’alè ti o ńbérè òrò báyìí ”Bàbá mi kíni dé ti e kò jáwó nínú ìwà  adigunjalè ti e ti ńse bò l’ójó pípé?. Èmi ko le so bi ìtìjú yín à ti ti ebí wa i báá ti pò to ti wón ba mu yin mo awon olè l’ójósí” .Bi o se nsòrò ni mo nfi agídí ti káfíntà fi ńyo ìsó ti mo gbaa l’énu rè pe ”èmi n’jalè? Tútó rè dànù. Níbo l’o ti ri èmi?. Àrífín ilé ìyàgbé .Irú kìní òrò burúkú kòbákùngbé wo lo n’so l’énu yìí? .Síòo re . Òrò ègbin oníyòrò, òrò òsì. Emi yí óò ta àse fún e bi o ba tún tú òrò rírùn bi isó yi so”. Báyìí ni mo se so ti  òun náà dáhùn pé ” Bàbá mi e ni sùúrù”. Ó sì  yo fìlà , àtùpà àtètàn l’ówó ati owó j’áde. o ni ” Bàbá mi eyin ni e dá èmi àti ìyàwo àfésóná mi  l’ónà ti fìlà yin bó sínú búùtù okò mi, fìlà naa rèé. Àtùpà àtètàn yi le mú nínú mótò mi n’ígbà tí e da èmi ati ìyàwó mi l’ónà , orúko mi rèe l’ára rè. Aso ti e wò e kò kó won wá’le. È sì gbàgbé pe ‘Kòkòrikò le ńpe òré yin ti oun naa npe yin ni Ìkòokò .Ara owó ti e gbà l’ówó mi ni e fún ìyàwó  mi ko fi ra nkan èlò obè ,ti e ba wòó dáradára e óò  rí àmì ìsàmì orúko mi l’ára  rè. Gbogbo rè ni a kó pamó ti e kò mò. Mo si be ìyàwó àfésónà mi ki o s’enu ni ménú. Mo s’èbí ilé eni l’ati ńje èkúté onídodo. Nígbàti ti e lo j’alè pélú òre yin ni ònà Òrè ni ìbon báá. Òré yin  náà ni  e lo kí ní  ilé ìwòsàn ni àná .Òré  yin si ti so fún àwon agbófinró nígbàti e kúro l’ódo rè  tán pe ara yin ni wón nítori náà kí e tètè kúrò ni ilé lo f’ara pamó síbi kan”

Nígbà ti mo gbó òrò yii, jìnnìjìnnì bò mi, ára mí ko l’élè mó. Òógùn bò mi, ara mi tutù bí  omi àìisì wotà !. Mò sì  n’làágùn fòò l’ábée  fáánu ti mo wà  béè  si ni  igbé gbígbóná ngbòn mi, ìto t’ile j’ábó ni abé mi l’óru ojó nā tí sòkòtò mi si tútù l’ojó naa l’óhūn.

Tani irú rè maa se ki o ma di dìndìnrìn?.Mo di òdè. Mo ńwí bótobòto. Òrò mi kò jora won mo .Kai ! , àsírí tú, àkàrà tú s’épo. Èté  mi de. Mo r’onú títí béè èmi ko l’émí lati gbé  májèlé je. Èmi kò le yìnbon funra mi je. L’òrú ojó náà ni mo gbà ona Bìní  lo. Ibè ni mo wà títí ti wón fi fi èhìn òré mi ti àgbá, beeni k’èhìn s’ókun ni won ńse l’ójó náà l’ohun”

ÌRONÚPÌWÀDÀ

   ” Mo ti jáwó nínú gbogbo ìwà wònyí. Mo wá lo kó isé Molémolé   ti won ńpè ni Bíríkìlà. Gbogbo àwon omo mi ni o n’ísé l’ówó a fi òkan nínu won ti o féé  fi ìwà jo mi, s’èbí eni bí ni l’a ńjo. Sùgbón ki èsan to ké lé mi l’órí mo ti ke  gbàjawìrì s’íta pé kí  omo àbíkéhìn  m’áse da l’ásà pe oun féé jo mi .

”Mo ti dàgbà , mo ti le l’ogórin odun, opélópé  pé kò si àwòrán fótò nígbà náà l’óhūn, kò sí sí àkosílè fun awon olópa ati èro ayára bi àsá (internet) bi béè kó oká i ba ti fo. Nísisìyí  mo  ti di Pásítò ,mo ńkéde ìwàásù kiri. L’ójó Òsè n’go kó èwu Pásítò wò , n’go máá wàásù ihìnrere ati ìpadàbo Jéésù l’ori àga ìwàáasù”.

Táíwò Abíódún l’órí ìrìn àkòròhìn

E jòwó nse  ni kí e paáŕé tí e bá ti gba ohùn mi sílè tán nítorí àwon kan yí óò dá ohùn mi mò”, ni òrò tí  Okùnrin yi tè mó wa l’étí.Okùnrin naa ti ta t’éru n’ipa ni  òsè  to k’oja .A fi oruko bòó l’asiri.

Mo pàdé Àgbákò, ìjà bèrè!

 

 

  NÍGBÀTÍ  mo  pàdé  okùnrin  nã  mo kígbe “Hã mo  ti  ko Àgbákò!”. Igbe mi sì gba igbó kíkankíkan. Òun naa si dáhùn pé  ” Àgbákò ti kò é,o ti fí ojú rī ”.

Ojú sánmà  sú dèdè  béè sì ni oòrùn ñràn kíkan kíkan. Bí  ara mi ti  ńgbóná bi eni a d’áná igi fún yá   bé è sì ni  ó ñ’tùtù bi omi inú  fíríjì  sùgbón èrù ko bà mi bē sì  ni àyà kò fò mi. Sèbí  okùnrin ni mi? . Sèbí mo ni gògóngò l’órùn?. Àní se èmi kì ì se okùnrin ojo.

Rírí tí mo ri Okùnrin naa  mú  mi rántíi ohun ti Bàbá mi,  Jóshúà   so fun mi nígbàti ti o n’lo oko ode l’áyé ìgbã ni. Ìjúwe  abàmì arákùnrin yi wa sí ìrántí fún mi . Bàbá mi so pe ”Bi ìwo bá rí  okùnrin olójú méta, tí ó  ní  apá méfà, esè mérin, ti iná ñjáde l’énu rè bi Sàngó Olúkòso oko Oya , ti o ñju ìrù rè bénbélé bi òbo lágídò, ti ejò ñyo ahón beere l’órí rè , ti itó enu re ñhó bi ose , ti àkèekèé si ñjáde ni enu rè tó  ba ñ’sòrò, ti ìka owó rè ñ’tan iná , ti  paramólè ñyojú l’ójú ojúgun esè rè, ti  ìgbonsè ñjáde l’étí re, ti o ñyàgbé s’ára sùgbón ti ìgbé rè  jé kìki   ata àti ìdin , Àgbákò l’o rí yen , sá fūnn. Má se dúro ìwo omo mi. Inú Igbó BoN l’o ñgbé.

       Kíámósá mo  múra ogun .Mo tú  fìlà  mi dé  , mo si ko iwájú rè si èhìn. Mo fi d’ígí abàmì si oju  ti o fi jé  pé okùnrin naa ko mo pe ojú  mi ti yípadà ,ó ti di pupa bi eyìn iná , èjè si njade l’ójú mi o si ñkán tó, tó tó. Ojú mi ñsáná sàrà sàrà bí àrá l’ójú àwosánmà nígbà òjò.

       Ojó  l’ojó nã  l’óhūn ti mo paradà ti mo di eni a kò gbódò jí rí. Àni  sé   ojó l’ojó nã l’óhūn ti mo paradà di eni a kò gbàdúrà kí a kò l’ónà oko t’àbí  l’ónà  ojà .  Mo fi òrùka máyehùn si owó sùgbón mo gbàgbé l’áti fi  òrùka Kìnìún  oníde ti eye abàmì fun mi l’ójósí si  íka owó mi  lati mò bóyá ewu wà l’ónà. Hã nígbàyìí ni mo tó mò pé ewu wà l’ónà. Èmi Okùnrin méta. Èmi naa Ewu . Ewu ñbe Lóngé, Lóngé pãpã  ewu. Èmi oko Rónì, èmi oko Fèróníkà. À ní sé èmi ni  eni kòō kò mò ón, eni mò ón kò kò ó.

       Mo fi ègbà oníde si owó ti yio mã bá mi s’òrò bi ènìyàn . Beeni n’kò gbàgbé ègbà orùn ti a fi odindi  eyín erin ati eyin àmòtékùn  àti  èdo igi  Màhógánì ati ti Ìrókò  se.

Bi mo ti k’ojú ìbon mi   si okùnrin naa  ni o k’ígbe l’óhūn rara pe ” Mo rí e , abàmì okùnrin, mo rí e o Bobo T, T Bobo, BoN, Babalawo Of the Nation,  Bàbá olórùka ,ju ìbon re d’ànù , iná mō o l’óní.

  Àwa méjèjì fi ìjà peéta. Ìjà nã pò gidigidi l’ójó naa.  Nígbàtí Okùnrin Àgbákò yi  rii pe owó òun ko bà ‘mi ati pe nkò bìkítà, o fé atégùn si owó re òjò bèrè sii rò , bi  òjò se ñrò ni  egungun rè  ñle sii. Sùgbón mo pe Ìya mi l’órun mo ni ” ìyá mi tōto, abiyamo kìì gbó igbe omo rè ki o mã t’ara, Oládoyin má se wò mi níran . Abiyamo tōto o d’owó re o”.

    Mo wo òkè mo wo ilè , mo rañtí wipe òrùka mi àti ògèdè mi ko  nii s’isé l’áì fi orúko Olúwa sii. Mo ráñtí pé  enìkan tun ñbe ti o ju Bàbá ati Ìyá mi lo. À ní sé , mo ráñtí pe oògùn kò nii je láì fi ti Elédùmarè siii. Ni ìséjú aáya mo kúnlè, mo pe Elédùmarè ti o da ewé ati egbò ki o se àtìlehìn fun mi.

Bí mo se ñse èyí èrín ni ebora ti nwón npè ni Àgbákò bú sí.

( Coming out soon in my Book)

 

 

I was ‘arrested’ on River Mississippi Bridge

 

…..Latest on  Elerewe’s suspected killers

…..Why I changed to Giraffe 

…..I was ‘arrested’ on River Mississippi Bridge

…...Ha!  what I saw at the Bank of Mississippi River

 

 

The Mississippi Bridge 

        I  was   glued to my seat  and  my mouth agape when  I sighted the    rigid-frame bridge .   It was awesome .It was  massive . And when that early  morning sun  beamed  on  the bridge,  the steels    shone like millions of stars  in the sky while   the silver color    showed   the aesthetics   bridge design  . I was almost blind  when  I fixed my naked  eyes on the shining  bridge. The   bridge   displayed  its beauty as the car moved slowly over the bridge . I sighted  pool of water on the road but  always  disappeared  each time  we got closer- not knowing it was a mirage .I then  recollected   that  we were taught about it  in  secondary school. Yes, the bridge    is   as  strong  and solid as the rock of Gibraltar .

On the Mississippi Bridge

I WAS ‘ARRESTED ‘ ON MISSISSIPPI BRIDGE 

    As I was  dancing to Bob’s  Marley music , suddenly I was    ‘arrested’ by an invisible  ‘Police’ but  trust me , Bobo T, T Bobo , BoN, Babalawo  Of the Nation , I quickly  chanted some incantations and then   ‘metamorphosed’ into a  giraffe . 

I stopped peeping through the window glass and I unstrapped my seat belt and    stretched out my neck  through the  glass  window  to have a look  at the   ‘Police’ . Lo!  and behold the river   was   calm and cool  but moving slowly  and babbling . When I saw the beauty I appreciated the  aesthetics work of Arts . The  Structural  and  Civil Engineers who   designed  and   constructed   the iron bridge  did a brilliant job. The abutments , ledgers, the bridge shafts, barrier rails, deck, parapet etc were well constructed and built .

However , the river  was     deceitful with its calmness and coolness . As I  was  looking and appreciating   the beauty and   the construction of the bridge I sighted    the  signboard of Welcome to Mississippi River,  and I screamed ” Oh my God ! so this is the popular River they taught us in  elementary school. This is  the  wonderful River we all sang its song when young”. This is the third -largest river basin in the world I  thought in my mind  ”I wish our River Ògbèsè and Odò Òsé  in Owo  are as popular like this”. I unconsciously    started the song:

Part of Mississippi bridge that   connects Arkansas and Tennessee 

 

Miiississippiii , Miiississippiii, Mississippi 

M-i-ss-i-ss-i-pp-i ( spelling)

Miiissiiissippiii

Welcome to Mississippi

I sang, clapped and shook my body to the rhythm while  Ronnie who was behind the wheels sang along with me . It was hilarious. It  was  interesting. It was fun.

Welcome to Tennessee 

       At first I thought  of  coming down from the car and be jumping up and down to dance. Yes!,  I had wanted to  display my acrobatic skills and tricks. But when I remembered where  I  was   and I kept my cool. I behaved or else….. Olopa a kan arrest me ni  and nothing go happen .If you like call yourself Bobo T, T Bobo, BoN, Babalawo Of the Nation, nothing concern dem o. Again I  stretched out my neck to view  the surroundings.  But there  was one thing I noticed: there was no sacrifice (ebo) placed by its banks . There  were  no black  clay pots with palm oil and eggs .  There were no calabashes wrapped with white satin clothes , infact there was no white clothe  that covered   any object and there were no sacrificial meat or bones placed by the riverbank. I  became  restless as I stretched out my neck ( remember I am now a Giraffe) again to see whether I would  see chicken or  pigeons with their stomach  ripped  open   and  filled with palm oil and cowries. There was no slaughtered dog or duck with palm fronds  and no broken clay pots with cowries.

      I stretched out my long  neck to  take pictures of the white garment -wearing church – goers  who came  for spiritual  bath in the river . I stretched  out my long  neck   to shoot the video  of  the  prayer warriors  and the prophets  with their dreadlocks  praying , seeing visions and speaking in tongues  by the riverbank .But none was sighted!.

      Tokotiyawo a lu bembe. All in  Tunica

            I stretched out  my neck  to take pictures of  man or woman bending down to  pass excreta or  urinate into the river  but none seen .  No dirt  or refuse dumped around the place .The bridge was very  clean . Looking afar off one could see the boats and canoes that berthed .Here, there were no Area Boys parading unnecessarily on the bridge and nobody was running after our car punching our noses to buy  plantain chips or video CD .Nobody even ran after our car to clean the window glass or shield screen .Not a single  soul was sighted on the bridge walking .  I stretched out my neck again as I turned to Ostrich to see whether I would  see  any law enforcement officer  who would stop us and ask for our papers, but what I saw were Video cameras capturing everything !.

        Later Ronnie asked in smattering Yoruba language  ” What is River Okese? And Odoo Hose?.” I laughed and told  her  that it is River Ogbese and Odò Òssé but   not as she pronounced it. We all laughed. I boasted that River Niger bridge is also as strong as this  Mississippi River.

 PLANNED TO MEET   DOLLY PARTON 

        As I sighted the river I could see  that the bridge linked  two states : Arkansas and Tennessee  where the popular American Country Music Singer, Dolly Parton was born . We drove into the Tennessee town and  had wanted to go to  Parton for an  interview  but no time.  However,   Ronnie promised to do that next time. Yes1,  I would have loved to ask  Parton about the Tennessee song  she sang .

MY TENNESSEE MOUNTAIN HOME
Sittin’ on the front porch on a summer afternoonIn a straight-backed chair on two legs, leans against the wallWatch the kids a’ playin’ with June bugs on a stringAnd chase the glowin’ fireflies when evenin’ shadows fall
In my Tennessee mountain homeLife is as peaceful as a baby’s sighIn my Tennessee mountain homeCrickets sing in the fields near by……..

I would have asked her   to sing a song for me . I would have asked her whether she would come to Nigeria for a concert but all these would be next time . Now we are busy going places to mark our fourth year wedding  anniversary .

      As we arrived  Memphis  the home town of Elvis Presley  the King of Rock & Roll, I reminded Ronnie that I needed to take pictures of these states and show it to my readers that we passed through  the three states while going back home to St. Louis .

          I   TRANSFORMED  TO OSTRICH AGAIN

        As we passed the same bridge on our way back to St. Louis,  I used my magical power and  turned to   Ostrich, the Father  of all birds ( Ògòñgò Baba Eiye)  . I brought out my  camera and took some shots and videos. Walaitalai I took pictures  and asked questions . I asked who discovered the Mississippi river? .Now if I say it is Bobo T, T Bobo or BoN, or Babalawo Of the Nation that discovered it they could stone me   saying it has been there before I arrived.

         But back home  in Nigeria  we would say and write that Mungo Park discovered River Niger . Was the river not there before Mungo Park arrived? .Then it was Lander Brothers  and so on. I told Ronnie that  I would write home and tell them how I discovered Mississippi , she laughed.

Marking our fourth year wedding anniversary in Tunica

    Now my throat was dry. My throat was demanding for  beer to push down the  smoked    turkey  lap Ronnie bought . Oloun ooo my  throat was asking for what we kept in the trunk . Walaitalai , Oloun ngbo my throat was saying” Bobo T, T Bobo , BoN, Babalawo Of the Nation go and take your Gin or Beer from the trunk”. But  if I dare took them and drank…… hhmmmmmm, if the car smell of kain kain, hnmmmmmm. Again, when I remembered that this is not …..eria I  quickly talked to my brain and  exercised patience . When we got home I slept off like a log of wood .

The following day   Ronnie said ” Last night  you   you were   snoring  and   uttering speech,  talking  about Mississippi  and that is called somniloquy. You  were  singing that song:

Miiiississippiiii , Miiiississippiiii , Miiiississippi 

M-i-ss-i-ss-i-pp-i ( spelling)

Mississippi…”

ELEREWE : KILLERS & THEIR FAMILY MEMBERS 

How will you feel if the late Elerewe is your Father, Brother,  Cousin, Uncle or your friend?. Tell me!

We  have all  heard -rumour or no rumour  .You know them . He knows them. She knows them.  We all know them . They know them. Their  children know them . The elders  in the community know them  even  toddlers know them. The killers’  family and friends know them . All Owo people both  home and abroad know them .The killers of Elerewe live with us. They live among us. They sleep in the community. Yes, Walaitalai  they are not ghost!. I repeat , they are not strangers, Laiye nwon kii ise alejo! . Asiri ti tu. Akara ti tu s’epo but time will tell. The fact is that many are afraid to tell the truth . All is a matter of time. Five years’ time, 10 years’  time , 20 years’ time the killers will reveal EVERYTHING!.

             Let them run. Let them hide. Let them be assisted by millionaires. Let the power that- be  assisted them. Let them believe in their juju. Let them hide those AK47 guns  they used . Let those  guys  who corked and released the bullets   hide . Let them go to Church. Let them go to  mosque. Let them invite Marabouts to their homes. Let them spend money . Let them use all connections in this world . BUT GOD IN HEAVEN , WALAITALAI ALLAH  and ALL THE 2001 gods OF YORUBA LAND WILL NOT FORGIVE THEM. ALL THE IRUNMOLES WILL CURSE THEIR FAMILY MEMBERS.

The killers of Elerewe live with us. They live among us. They sleep in the community. Yes, Walaitalai  they are not ghost!. I repeat , they are not strangers, Laiye! nwon kii ise alejo!

I repeat MAY THE FAMILY MEMBERS OF THOSE WHO HAD HANDS IN THE ASSASINATION OF CHIEF ELEREWE OF OWO KINGDOM BE PUT TO SHAME. THEY WILL DIE SHAMEFUL DEATH  ONE AFTER THE OTHER IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME. MAY THE FAMILY MEMBERS OF THOSE WHO HAD HANDS IN THE KILLING OF TUNDE ILORI  BE KILLED WITH GUN .MAY GOD IN HIS HIGHEST  STRIKE  THE FAMILIES OF THE KILLERS WITH INCURABLE SICKENESS

The late Elerewe of Owo Kingdom… I am sure his killers are  now regretting 

COME WHAT DID THE LATE CHIEF DO TO HAVE BEEN MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD?. WHAT COULD HE HAVE DONE ? . THIS WORLD IS EPHEMERAL. KI LODE? I REPEAT , THOSE WHO PLANNED AND THOSE WHO CARRIED  OUT THE KILLING OF ELEREWE WILL NOT KNOW PEACE TILL THE END OF THEIR LIVES . MAY THE LIVES OF THE KILLERS BE UNSTABLE LIKE THE SEA. MAY THE PROBLEM IN THE  LIVES OF THESE KILLERS BE LIKE THAT MOUNTAIN KILIMANJARO .MAY THE KILLERS COMMIT SUICIDE  LIKE JUDAS ISACARIOT AFTER DROPPING THE  30 SHECKELS OF SILVER. MAY THE KILLERS END THEIR LIVES LIKE OYENUSI. MAY THE CHILDREN OF THOSE WHO KILLED ELEREWE DIE PREMATURELY. MAY THE WIVES OF THE KILLERS OF ELEREWE DIE IN SHAME . MAY THE IN-LAWS OF THE KILLERS OF ELEREWE  BE DISGRACED BEFORE THEY DIE.

COME , WHAT DID TUNDE ILORI DO? WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN HIS OFFENCE? .WALAITALAI  HIS KILLERS WILL SOON BE CONFESSING LIKE A TORMENTED WITCH . HIS KILLERS WILL HAVE ACCIDENT AND BURN IN HELL .HIS KILLERS WILL BE IN TROUBLE AND WILL BE BEGGING FOR MERCY . HIS KILLERS WILL BEG FOR BREAD. HIS KILLERS WILL BE IN FINANCIAL WAHALA BEFORE  THEY DIE. HIS KILLERS WILL COMMIT SMALL CRIME THAT WILL EXPOSE THEM . HIS KILLERS WILL TAKE RAT POSION. HIS KILLERS WILL BE TORMENTED AND BECOME MAD AND BE CONFESSING .

BURIAL ARRANGEMENT FOR ELEREWE

This is a special announcement for everybody :the late Chief Elerewe will be buried  on the so so and so date at so so and so time . Walaitalai , there is no date fixed for the burial. Bury ko, bury ni. 

Elerewe continue to fight those who planned and killed you . Appear to your killers in their dreams . Chase them with sword and axe (Not cutlass) .You are still the Elerewe of Owo Kingdom . 

Let one or two of the killers come out to confess. Let them quickly report themselves to the Police and have peace  of mind. Yes, I know some of the killers are reading this article. And God cursed Cain.. …..he later became a Vagabond. The rest is History.

To those who killed Elerewe  of Owo Kingdom don’t forget to target me o, olori buruku gbogbo, idiot. I owe you only one bullet even one stroke of ponpo is enough for me, who will not die?.Shiorr!

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Four years ago we both said ” WE DO”.

Home away from home

Day law enforcement arrested Chief

 

  Chief Olounada Aiyesoro murdered in cold blood

 

……A chief scaled the fence and ….

….Another Chief was hiding behind the door

…..The big one ran towards Benin / Abuja 

……The ancient town  called  BoN    entertained  two visitors few weeks ago .

……The two visitors are Olounesan   Kilonleyin and Musicians

I WAS JUST LAUGHING

MIND is powerful, it can construct and put things in shape. It can mar or make you. It can make you sad or make you happy . Your mind  can   travel  one million miles  while on your bed . It can transport you  from where you are  to anywhere in the world .It can catapult you  and make you sit on   Kilimanjaro mountain . With your mind you can be in Heaven or Paradise . You can be in Hell burning and can be in Heaven rejoicing and shouting Hallelujah  with your mind  . You can be like Satan or Angel depending how you want  your mind to  work. No wonder Williams Shakespeare said it all ”There is nothing either good or bad , but thinking ,makes it so ”.  I was  alone laughing  yesterday while  tears was coming from my  eyes. Nobody to laugh with me but I told a friend  to imagine how it must have been . Chei , if Baba Sala were around he could have made a movie from it . If Ajirebi, Aluwe ,  Awada Kerikeri, Baba Mero, Baba Suwe, Lukuluku Fantasi etc. were here.

Bobo T, T Bobo, BoN, Babalawo Of  the Nation

Here is an imagination of a story  from a town called BoN. A Chief was murdered in cold blood and suspects were rounded up .

Policeman

HOW CHIEF MOJEBI IKU SCALED THE FENCE 

Immediately    Chief  Mojebi Iku  heard that the Police  officers were around, he peeped through the window to be sure . Yes , they were Mobile Police officers  also known as Kogberegbe  led by a Yoruba man Olounesan   Kilonleyin ( Deputy Inspector  General ). He screamed ” Wahala de, mo gbe !oghan mo r’oran!.  He  ran into his room and picked his  traditional flowing gown (agbada)  and his native cap ,but did not know he was wearing different buba and sokoto , all were not matched at all.  He  pretended he was going to a function . No, he did not tell his wife  where he was going . He was confused . Who will blame him? who will see danger ahead and be talking ? Abeg which kind talk o jare?. He  acted   like that Jamaican athlete,  Usain Bolt  the fastest runner in the world but Chief  never succeeded  like Bolt.

He wanted to   scale  the fence but  it was too high and  his flowing gown   could not let him be free , he  then removed it  within a twinkle of an  eye. Ah!, how will they hear that they got me , emi odindi  chief! .He  ran   into his room ,  looked for Gamallin 20  and  Andrex 40 ,( apigi )  .Yes, he  wanted to drink them to end his life , after all iku ya ju esin lo . No way, he did not see  them  under the bed  where he kept  them . What of  the oogun eku , Soole, I mean rat poison ?, no way , he couldn’t find it again.  Maybe I left them  in the  farm , or maybe my  wife  took it away , he thought . He became confused . Oloun Oba o, the  armed -to-the teeth-policemen had surrounded  his  house .He thought of what he could do again . Then he remembered there is a well in the compound , he   went to the  well ,  untied  the rope from  a bucket and looked  for a tree to hang himself but he  saw no tree. Where are the cashew trees? Where are the  Mango or guava trees? .None seen , he only sighted a pawpaw tree and pepper tree . Oh my God , so I don’t have  mango trees here , he now remembered  he  had the trees on his farm, about 50kilometeres away!.

No, this pepper tree will not work, and this pawpaw tree is not strong .He then had a suggestion, let me climb the fence and jump from here . He scaled the fence but  when he saw that his shoe was an impediment and the cement was smooth . He removed  one  of the the shoes and threw  it away!. Then he flew his cap away! fiamMo gbe , they must not catch me , he soliloquized . He struggled to climb the smooth brick wall, ha! , its not good to be fat o. The more he climbed the more its slippery, while his beads were dangling on his neck. Kai alangba kare laiye! a lizard will climb it with its claws and snake will manage to do same but I will try my best , he said .

Chief  Mojebi Iku scaling the fence

But this man is neither a snake nor lizard, he is a human being but  trying to behave like  one. The more he struggled to climb it like agama agama lizard the  more  he suffered  setback. He managed to climb the brick wall that is as  smooth as butter  and as he landed  on the ground  he could not shake his head and praise himself like agama agama lizard who said if he was not praised he would praise himself for a job well-done ,but what did  Chief  see? two police officers waiting!  Laiye , igbe aa fe ewe. As he made  spirited effort to stand up, he failed. Oh my God he has become weak., he must have hurt his leg . He screamed ”Esee mi ooo’‘ (  my leg hurts), he must have sprained his leg because the brick wall fence is high , and while in secondary school the Chief did not participate in Sports not to talk of High Jump. Wahala de!

As he  struggled to free himself ,  he heard some  croaky voices ”kai ,  wanka ,sege barawo, you wan run? if you run  I  go shoot !, the  officers shouted .They  welcomed him with beatings of his life  and with gun’s butt .   Now he became gentle as a lamb  and   could not bear the beating anymore. The two police officers rained beatings on him .Yeeparipa , a whole chief! .His upper lip  had cracked and swollen and now    separated from the lower one. Kai, one tooth is gone  and another one is shaking . Why not? . Kondo Olopa ni now, it speaks volumes on him. Blood , yes he spat , but didn’t see sputum but blood.  He has developed a mountain on his head .Oga e jowo now, he begged but trust them, they did not  understand  Yoruba language for  they are from the Northern part of Nigeria . They are kiigbo, kii gba, kogberegbe Mobile Policemen. They are all dark in complexion with frightening facial marks. Immediately  the chief saw them he  became humble and gentle  .Again they beat him like the Yoruba  beaded gourd, sekere. after all igbaju igbamu ni sekere fi n’ti ode  ariya bo. Yoruba gourd  returns home well battered    from outing entertainment .

Family members crying over the loss of their breadwinner, Chief Olounada Aiyesoro who was brutally  killed by suspected assassins 

As he was struggling with the policemen , he suddenly became gentle because he  could not receive  the  ”royal’ beatings anymore. What of the Olori Oko? Immediately  he was intimated that  they were after him he picked his car and faced Benin road. The rest is now  history.

SECOND CHIEF 

As Chief Motidaran  Edarijimi   sighted the police van , he screamed ” Ye mo gbe , oghon ti wa, o ti mu mi oooo, mo juya (I’m in trouble , the police have come to arrest me), please let me go into hiding . He then went behind the door to hide but the police officers saw his toes showing under the door and chorused   ” this no be  goat’s leg o, na human being be this , and they dragged him out from there with welcome beatings from there. Chei! wonder shall never end , the Chief started confessing like a tormented Witch saying ” Na true , I kill the Chief  just because of money ni o, na Olojukokoro sent me oo I have not even received my balance.

Chief Motidaran  Edarijimi  behind the door

Please forgive me , Allah go forgive you” but trust the Mobile Policemen , they did not listen to him as they dragged him out and gave him a dirty slap in the present of his wife .The wife was asking what her husband did , but this annoyed the police officers as they  rained beatings on her too, she screamed  ” Oghon me a pa mi ku  ooooo( they   wanted to kill me oooo). One of his children advised his father to confess his atrocity and be free but trust the stubborn man , he was ashamed to do that in the public. The couple were dragged to the station where they started confessing like a tormented witch. The couple confessed and said  ” na devil’s work o, please forgive us ”, 

While  Mr. Asiritu  Olojukokoro  who paid for the assassination was intimated that the Police had arrested some  of his men , Chei  , what will  he do ?. He took his car key ,threw it away then began to run , and run and run and run ... Mo gbe ooo . Mi ma fi asisri a tu ooooo, if I had known I wouldn’t have planned this , he was telling one of his friends.  On his way he went to some villages to consult some of his Babalawos , he told  them  that Oka ti fo, asiri ti tu , then what will I do now? The Babalawo told him not to be scared and gave him etu, tira, and ehin oka , ehin ejo, iru kiniun, ehin adiye,  with imi ojo and osumare to bathe with. After three days he came back to  the town , BoN . He spent money and said he was ready to spend 50million  naira to evade justice. Ah, if  I had known, and I don’t want to be jailed for life. Since then some of the suspects have been walking free and avoiding social gatherings . They have been to places doing sacrifices and rituals to let the case die down.But will the case die down? Laiye, eewo , aa tigbo?.

When the suspects talk in the public , they would  just be talking and talking without sense just trying to defend themselves whereas the people of BoN are just watching . Mr. Orunrie Seotan said ” No matter  how they run they will still get them because the Chief they killed is not resting , he will fight spiritually .

MUSICIANS

As these suspects were fleeing ,  Bob Marley’s album Kaya  was playing ” ‘Running Away’

Ya running and ya running
And ya running away…..
But ya can’t run away from yourself
Can’t run away from yourself…..
Ya must have done (must have done)
Somet’in’ wrong (something wrong)….
Why you can’t find the
Place where you belong?…..
Running away 
Peter Tosh’s track was being played 
Down pressor man
where you gona  run to on that day,
if you  run to the  sea , the sea will be boiling
, if you run to the rock , the rock will be melting ….
Peter Tosh Equal Rights

Professor Wole Soyinka  recently said he wants  killing cases in Nigeria  open and he is ready to testify in Court again after 21 years of the assassination of  Chief Bola Ige.

The late Thomas Sankara who was the Burkina Faso Military head of state  whose childhood friend,  Blaise Compaoré  brutally killed in 1987 by soldiers outside his office.

Compaoré ruled for 27 years before  he was  ousted in another coup in 2014 and fled to Ivory Coast, where he lives now. He was given a life sentence in absentia  last week by the Burkina Faso Military government over his involvement of the killing of Sankara. .

  Genesis Chapter 4 VS 9; Then the LORD said to Cain, “Where is your brother Abel?” “I don’t know,” he replied. “Am I my brother’s keeper?.
Lucky Dube’s killers were eventually nabbed same Peter Tosh and were given death sentence.
Williams Tolbert  who was the President of Liberia between  1971 to 1980 was brutally murdered by Sergeant Samuel  Doe  which  shocked everybody    but Doe was disgraced and openly murdered , his ear was cut and  his nakedness was  displayed open  to  the whole world . What a shame!

When Murtala Mohammed was killed  on February 13, 1976 and Major Suka  Dimka  who planned the coup was nabbed , he was smiling all through as he was singing like canary bird. General lliya Bisalla  was implicated in the coup but he pretended he was not part of it but in the end asiri tu, and he was shot dead alongside with the coup plotters who killed Murtala Mohammed the then Nigeria  Military head of state.

The death of Basorun Gaa in Yorubaland  was interesting, he killed many people publicly , he was feared but in the end  he was killed in a  market place for everybody to see. He was hewed into pieces.

Ha my brother , you killed me because of …..
An old man reminded us the old song, story  of a  man who killed his younger brother and took away his  beautiful flower, but his dead brother didn’t allow his wicked brother to rest as he sings ;
Egbon mi owon
Egbon mi owon
Egungun mi lo n’fon
Iwo lo pa mi si  papa to m’ododo mii lo
Egbon mi Owon egbon mi owon egungun mi lo nfon…..
THIS IS A FICTION  , ALL NAMES HERE ARE FABRICATED.

Jesus is coming back -Abduljelili Abdulraheem

 

                   

..….Jesus Christ is coming back

…..To fight SOLIJAJA

……Will  get married 

…..Will  die and be buried in …….

While   I was in the popular LT  commercial Bus in Lagos , this Muslim Cleric and some  passengers  were in a serious argument discussing  about Jesus Christ. An  old man said “Jesus has finished his assignment on earth and he’s not coming back ”. But this  Muslim  Cleric said ”Jesus is coming back  but……..”

         INTERVIEW

     Heresy or not?

“My name is  Abduljelil Abduraheem. Jesus Christ is coming back to destroy SOLIJAJA who the Christians call  ANTI CHRIST or 666 . Jesus Christ is coming to destroy his ( ANTI CHRIST) government. He is coming back to this world to marry, to procreate  , die and be buried. He was taken to heaven but the next time he comes back he will die and be buried. 

Abduljelil during the interview 1

“He will be buried in Medina and the space where he will be buried is kept there to date, it is by the side where Mohamed is buried”.

He continued”Jesus Christ  is not the son of God but a Prophet of God .For God said that He has no child of His, has no friend and no relatives . He is the only One.

”About 14,000 souls leave the earth and go to heaven everyday and are replaced by same 14,000 that are born daily. God changes the souls in heaven and earth daily.   

 

Interview 2

”Jesus Christ is not the son of God but Prophet of God .Though some call him son of God but it is not so for God Himself …

LISTEN TO THE TWO DIFFERENT INTERVIEWS

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I ruined my life with a quickie

This reporter  ran into  this man in a Beer Parlour drinking heavily out of frustration. He narrated his story below

    MY STORY

  ” Some years ago I  registered with   a fake name in an hospital . I kept avoiding  a woman each time she passed   by me .  Each time  she tried  to smile at me I would   frown my   face and pretended as if I didn’t see or know her. I wore my dark goggle to avoid being seen or identified  by anybody while I was praying silently within me.   ”Next person!”, the laboratory  Phlebotomist called me  and I went in. The Phlebotomist brought out a syringe ,  drew my blood  for blood work and asked me to come back for my result three days later.

         ”On the day of  appointment,  Thursday, I went  back to the hospital to know the  result as advised . The Phlebotomist  called my name  and advised me  to join  the queue going for Counseling . I asked ”what type of counseling?. But you asked me to come for my result, what counseling again?”. He  smiled and advised me to sit with the 20  other patients  sitting on the bench . I reluctantly obeyed, expecting  to see  the doctor. From there we were led into a big  Hall . Lo and behold I  now met the woman I had been avoiding  since I had been coming to the hospital face -to- face  .

            ” The woman stood on the dais with her stethoscope dangling on her two breasts .She politely  addressed us all ” Don’t be afraid , HIV does not kill again as it used to be   but you have to be taking your medication as instructed. Look at me , I am a medical doctor and I have been living with  HIV since 2001 and still alive. It is when one does not take his medication that it  becomes    full blown AIDS. So whoever tells  you it’s going to kill you please educate him  and  tell  him  there are many diseases that kill faster than HIV/AIDS”. She then pointed at  me and said ‘Mr. X how are you?’, I did not answer her because I was still dodging her and I did not write ‘X’ on my hospital card . I  registered my name as  Kadukadu K . Again, she called my name and pointed at me , and said ‘I am talking to you Mr. Kadukadu K who is now  Mr. X’,  I reluctantly smiled and answered her .

    ”That was how I now met Dr. Kayefi again after 10 months of meeting her in an hotel where she came  for an Health programme. I now recollected the whole episode  and  knew where my story began and ended.

             A   QUICKIE

     ”It was one evening about two years ago ,when  my company sent me to attend a Seminar in an  hotel . Another Workshop  was being held in same Hotel under the Ministry of Health. After the end of the  first Workshop many interacted . As a woman was passing bye , she was being called by another  woman who I believe was her colleague. The mere mention of ”D. Doctor” scattered my brain , and apart from that she possessed all the statistics I wanted in a woman —brain and beauty. I abandoned the second  segment of our programme and did not leave for home that evening since I was still a bachelor .

  ”I called the doctor and told her how I fell in love with her, and we exchanged numbers. She smiled and told me she needed to go but I invited her into my room, Room 322. In the evening she came as promised  while I  made effort  to have sex with her but she refused . She  said  since she is a Medical doctor she  knew the implication of such a thing. She in all honesty and sincerity said we were both strangers to each other and did not know each other’s  HIV status.  I  pleaded to her  that I wanted to romance her and cool my ‘tension’ . With my sugar coated mouth  she succumbed to my demand and undressed. We had a good  romance and no sex as  agreed  .We went into another second round of   romance again . I held her tight as usual but before you knew it I had forced myself in  , and  she screamed   ‘Whaaaaaaaat? No, no.But Why? Why?. U made a big mistake and a big risk. I thought you are matured enough to hold on and romance only. Poor you.Damn you. What if I am HIV positive?’. She left and we were just calling each other on phone without meeting as each of us claimed we were busy at work.

”When I became sick , and stooling  with   rashes on my body  , I  was asked to do some tests  including HIV. That was when I ran into her at  the hospital where she works but I  kept  dodging her .

”After counselling us , she called me to her office and said ‘I have been seeing you for the past three weeks coming to the hospital  but  each time  I tried to approach you, you always avoid   me and our profession respects confidentiality” .

”She continued  ‘I have been battling with HIV  since 2001. And when we met  10 months ago I told you I was not in  the mood .Infact if  I wanted to have it I would  have used condom’. ‘She asked how many ladies I had slept with but I kept quiet and did not answer her .I told her my fiancee is in Norway  and  I was planning to join her soon. She advised me  to let her know my status . 

   ”According to her , HIV no longer kill as she too had contracted it but  had three lovely children who are negative. She said ‘I contracted HIV through my husband who later confessed and we got married at last for I had no choice then and didn’t want to infect others. He died about two years ago and I had been using  vibrator to ease my tension  since I don’t want to go into any relationship . Don’t blame me , its your fault and moreover I don’t know whether you had it before meeting me. Go and tell your fiancée and if she is still interested in you fine, but mark you I cannot marry you for I had all my three children by cesarean operation.’

As she was talking  her phone rang .She rose  and said she had just been called to a meeting .

This is a true life story .It happened in 2007.The man is still alive

A Pastor’s confession

I deceived people, used magic and called it miracle. I did a lot of unholy things in the name of God. I made money and as I was planning to buy a Jet things went wrong. Today, I regretted all these.

     BoN’s Adventure

He bares his mind to this reporter  ,”Please  Ògá Journalist  don’t mention my name ”. He   repeated  his warning  :”Don’t ever  record my voice and please switch off your phone (he took my phone and switched it off)  but  you can jot down your  points”  .

      IN THE BEGINNING

” My story is irritating, disgusting ,nauseating and nasty.  I am ashamed of myself but I have repented . You see, I finished from the University of …….. in the late   ’70s  where I bagged  Bachelor of Arts  degree  in English language   with  a second Class Upper Division     from a prestigious University. Believe me, by then jobs  were waiting for me  and one of them   was teaching .

 ”My father was a respected Reverend in one of the  Anglican Churches from  the ’60s till ’80s, and you know there were no miracles then ,it was only Jeesu nwosan, Jeesu ngbala, Ara ,Oore, E wa too wo, oyinmomo we sang ( Jesus heals , Jesus saves , friends , come and taste it , its sweet). Unfortunately, my father died a poor  Reverend.

       MY STORY

”In the early  ’80s  I  started going to Pentecostal  churches  where they   preached   miracles and prosperity. There  was a serious  drift from the  age -long orthodox  churches to  Pentecostal Churches!. In fact it threatened and shook the   orthodox churches.

” I  got closer to some of these overnight  Pastors/Men of God   and knew  the secret  behind their high number of   their congregants ,wealth, miracles  and  their speaking in tongue etc. After two years  I  established  my own Ministry.

HOW I GOT MY POWER

”Today how many are speaking in tongue? How many miracles are genuine?. How many are Holy  spirit- filled?. All is ruse and voodooism .

”I used afose ( juju) and I also have talismanic rings from India ,I have ifunpa and igbadi (leather strings) . There was  a special water I used  to bath with in the morning before going to face the congregation. In fact I used to take hard drink and ”shirk” ,used perfume and  be licking sweet  before going to church to minister.

” For miracle to happen one needs to ‘belong’. To be able to speak in tongue one needs to be ‘taught’. To be  rich one needs a tutor /mentor. I  slept in the bush for one  month  eating  a whole raw bush rat everyday . I buried six Holy Bible and  seven of  Six and Seven  Books of Moses at the altar while in all corners of the Church I buried  houseflies, three live tortoises  and two heads of male and female crocodiles . I used mucus (  eye gunk ) of a dog (ipin oju) in order to  be seeing vision and foretell  the future. In the middle of the church I buried   a big cow – that was  how my church  grew. At the beneath of the Pulpit, Altar, pews and entrances to the church I buried strange things there . Apart from this ,human beings were buried alive in the four corners of the church. Each time I remember how some of them cried in pains I felt sick.

MY MIRACLES

”The miracles I  performed always  lasted   two weeks only  and   the disease or problem  of the healed person would come back again.

”While performing miracles , I  would stretch out my right  hand, (with  esoteric power ) fixed my eyes on their sore/withered   limbs  and healed them  but the healing was always temporal.  At times I would connive with some greedy  Medical personnel in  the  laboratories   to forge and issue  fake  HIV /AIDS positive and negative reports for the intending patients who would pose to have the disease and got healed. I would mix their medication with  their food and water  to make sure they are healed or recuperate from their ailments(for those having curable diseases) yet  always instruct them not to take medication (so that my own ‘miracle’ would work). In church I  would organize  some strangers who would  pretend  to be  cripple   and  before the  service starts   would walk round and make sure they were  seen and sighted  by many people but nobody knew them . Mind you, we have experts who were paid and could do it perfectly .

I PERFORMED MIRACLES

  ”I have some special suits where  I concealed some  electric shock materials   and when worn always  attract people. Whoever touches them would experience electric shock this  they believe is Holy Spirit ,that is why many  run after me to touch me believing I have the power of miracle.Many fall to my anointing.

”While going  for  crusades I would go with the Holy water and this  is a mixture of  water from the sea and Atlantic  ocean water  mixed with  the water used to wash dead bodies  in mortuary. I have used the fetus of  pregnant women along with umbilical cord  of twins mixed with some concoctions. I wear juju  rings on my toes . In my crusade I organized  for  patients who are recuperating from their illness  but not the dying ones. My miracles   have expiry dates like drugs which should be renewed every two years. After the expiration of the second year I had to go for another ritual .This I did for years until I left Port Harcourt for Lagos,Kenya and South Africa .

”I lived in South Africa for many  years  where I learnt the art of abracadabra in ”raising” up the dead, walking on water and even  appearing from the sky . Later I  came back to Nigeria to settle down. I wanted to start doing all these in Nigeria and was gathering more people to be more popular.  Many  Pastors in South Africa know me very well, some are still practicing all these. There are fake miracles but  miracles like mine don’t last because you have to keep on renewing the juju each time  it expires.I have traveled to many countries sourcing and renewing my power.

”The danger in it is that one does not have peace of mind as it keeps on demanding for one thing or  the other  and that is why you see some pastors  confused and angry when preaching in  church.

”When many so called ‘Men of God’ started  joining the league of Miracle Pastors , especially the young jobless graduates  the number of our followers started going down .

WE CAJOLE THEM TO PAY MONEY

”It is not easy to convince the congregation  to pay or donate money but  I cajole them , quote from the Holy Bible and systematically place curse on  whoever refuses to pay or ask others not to pay. Several  times I used afose  combined  with the Holy Bible  and Holy Koran passages in order to squeeze  money from them .I tell them to pay or donate for church  building, altar and all different kinds of  projects .I educate them the blessing one receives in paying tithes and thanksgivings of different kinds . I published books on Praise worship, prayer etc as I would  just write few words with big English vocabularies  supported  with some passages in the Bible.

”You must  pay to receive miracles , we give out our account number.I was planning to buy  a Jet  and build  a mega University and  have  names of my children and wife incase I die. And when I die my wife must replace me , according to my Will. But the bubble burst when my second in command quarreled  with me over money and exposed me.

           WHY I REPENT

”After amassing wealth and popularity I  was tired of renewing all these expired sacrifices and rituals because no matter what you have to renew at least one item in a week when it expires and before you know it, it becomes everyday thing. But I finally stopped when my first and last born were killed in  an auto crash as I forgot to renew my pledges .

”It was one church member who  during a vigil discovered the big coffin buried in the church while some ritual items were also discovered and they alerted others. Later my second in command , we called Senior Pastor  exposed me because of our disagreement over money .

”When I was not around he brought some boys to dig all the places where we buried our ”materials” , not only this, they  dug out live snake from where it was kept. They removed the clay pot of  palm oil  , tortoise  and human  bones from the ceiling.

”One day  I called some of my pastors and miracle healers in South Africa and told them that I was no longer interested in all these fetish things that the sources of my power  had leaked  and  exposed to  the media. The  social media  exposed all these the more.

”You see these fake pastors are everywhere , some would say they are healing diseases but let them go to the hospital and heal the sick, let them go to where amputees, cripples and those who  are bedridden are  and heal them. Now , some pastors are asking their followers to be eating grass,  Pastors  immersed themselves in drums filled with water  and would ask  their followers to drink  from it . Some would tell you their semen heals, Infact some claim they raised up the dead as Jesus Christ  raised Lazarus from dead while some claim to be Jesus Christ walking on the streets. All is ruse, rubbish and  practice of  voodoo.

”I deceived people, used magic and called it miracle. I did a lot of unholy things in the name of God. I made money and when I was planning to buy a Jet things went wrong.Today, I regretted all these 

”Now I am back  home  and   as poor as church rat but I have peace of mind. I have wasted my precious time for 25 years. Now I have retraced my step and back into Anglican Church. I now know that  not all that glitter is gold ”.

THIS STORY IS FICTION